Blocky Boners: Where Athletes Get Their Game On!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at!

Our server is so lit that even athletes can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why are athletes so horny, you ask? Because they know that our server is where they can show off their skills in epic PvP battles and dominate the competition.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret training ground for a top-secret government agency. So if you want to test your survival skills and see if you have what it takes to be a real-life spy, then this is the place to be.

Join us now and see why everyone is talking about our crazy, action-packed Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our virtual world!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blocky Goals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old objectives? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Complete quests like finding the legendary golden carrot or building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where you can meet a talking llama who will give you magical powers if you can beat him in a dance-off. And don’t forget about our weekly “Turtle Racing” competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy objectives you’ll meet next!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more shenanigans than a monkey on a unicycle, and more chaos than a toddler with a tub of glitter.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.

And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MapleCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you the best of Canadian culture in pixelated form! Forget America lite, we’ve got poutine-powered creepers, hockey stick swords, and beavers building dams out of diamond blocks. Join us for a chance to ride a moose into battle, apologize to zombies for killing them, and build igloos that double as secret bases. So come on, eh? Join our server, where the maple syrup flows like water and the Tim Hortons never runs out of coffee!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Country Politics Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the boring old politics in your country? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only politics you’ll find are deciding who gets the last diamond in the chest. No more debates, just pure blocky fun!

Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of players riding on pigs armed with carrots, charging into battle against a horde of evil skeletons. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own civilization. They have their own laws, their own currency (emeralds, of course), and even their own version of reality TV. You won’t believe the drama that goes down in Villager Village.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who needs real-world politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Wawa’s Kiara Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for Happy Happy Wawaween, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh until your sides hurt!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! We have a secret dimension where you can ride pineapples, a pathway that leads beyond the way to insanity, and a fiery and icy adventure that will leave you breathless.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Takotori MC event where you can battle it out with chickens, a Myth Reunion that will blow your mind, and a Mirage 3D Anniversary Live that will make you question reality itself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Hololive Stage World Tour, where you can witness the most epic performances from your favorite virtual idols. Plus, we have merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

””/数字/ – JP Vtubers Minecraft SMP””

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us for a virtual adventure like no other, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of Japanese Vtubers, each with their own unique powers and abilities. From Aogiri Highschool to VPI Cafe, you never know who you might run into on our server. Will you befriend the mysterious Dot Live or challenge the mighty Hololive to a duel? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and become a legend in the world of virtual reality! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden secrets of 2434 or stumble upon the legendary Idolm@ster vα-liv. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	New Chunks Explored:	31603

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CobblePunk

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CobblePunk is a Cobblemon based server! what makes us unique is we encourage users to stick to a steampunk/solarpunk theme with their buildings!

we also have flying ships, create and more to enjoy!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

🟡🟡BLIXMINE – Immerse yourself in the world of lava🟡🟡 Minecraft server

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Welcome to the BlixMine server – a unique place for true connoisseurs of griefer survival! Here you can test your PvP skills, build powerful bases and fight with other players for resources.? Server Features:• Griefing: Destruction of other players’ buildings is allowed, so be prepared for unexpected attacks!• Economy: Earn, trade and grow in our unique economic world.• Clans: Create or join clans, team up with friends and fight for control of territory.• Events: Regular events and tournaments with prizes for the most active players!• Magic and Artifacts: Discover unique items and magical abilities that will help you in battle.? Plugins: We use the best plugins to improve your gaming experience, including anti-spawn griefing, a clan system and much more!? Join us! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community. Join BlixMine and show everyone what you can do!We are waiting for you at BlixMine – this is where your adventure begins

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1844	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	40

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, we’ve got bullets with names on them! That’s right, each bullet is custom engraved with the name of your worst enemy in the game. Want to take out that pesky creeper that always blows up your house? Just load up your gun and let ‘er rip!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. That’s right, DIAMOND EGGS! Imagine the possibilities of having a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting to be hatched.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether, where the lava is made of hot sauce and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just another day on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember, when you see that bullet with your name on it, duck and cover!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

This is you Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing boring old single-player Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where the cows wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance? Well, look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of cake, and have dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Our server is so crazy that even the skeletons have started a boy band!

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

2b2t Oceania

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2b2t Oceania – Oceania-based anarchy for those interested in a 2b2t alternative that is focused around Australia and surrounding countries! Minimal admin intervention and a dedicated community.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Draythor

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𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕍𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜 𝔹𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤 Realistic Vanilla Survival with Elements of Natural Phenomena. Also has a OneBlock mode.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Future White Man SMP: Late Stage Judaism – Minecraft SMP

Civilization, Competition, death, economic recession, Food, Future, Hindu male rape rats, Hindu rapejeets, Hordes, house for rent, Indians, Jews, judaism, Late, Late stage Judaism, man, Minecraft, open jobs, smp, Stage, White, White Man, white woman

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the impending Hindu rapejeet invasion and economic collapse by building your own virtual paradise! Join us and fight off endless hordes of Hindu male rape rats while competing for scarce resources like open jobs, white women, and even food. Don’t let the Jews win – join our server and show those Indians who’s boss in this epic battle for survival! Build, craft, and mine your way to victory in a world where every block counts and every move could mean the difference between life and death. Are you ready to take on the challenge and save our civilization from certain doom? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BareVanilla Anarchy

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BareVanilla Anarchy

Welcome to BareVanilla Anarchy, a true Minecraft Vanilla experience! Embrace the chaos with no rules except for one: no hacking allowed. Grief, raid, and form alliances as you explore a world where anything goes. Join us for an unfiltered survival experience!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.