Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

Sunset Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Alias Anono, Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, Arakita Seigi, Arisu Oshiro, ASMRKK Cyber., Chikafuji Lisa, Chisaka Airi, crystal, Daisy Dandelion, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, dreamy, Duskward, Ember Amane, Etude PillowDear, Former Tsunderia Members, GQuuuuuuX Edition, Gunpla extraordinaire, Haewon the Heartstring, hakos baelz, Haven, Hoshino Char, idol corp, Inukai Purin, Juri Shima, Kamiko Kana, Kirihime Ria, Korean Vtubers, Maria Paradisia, Matsuro Meru, Mesugaki dog, Miori Celesta, mogi, Moon Jelly, Muu Muyu, Nini Yuuna, Onolumi, Orla Gan Ceann, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, phase invaders, PixelLink, Prima Project, Production Kawaii, Retro Vtubers, Rosemi Lovelock, Saya Sairroxs, Schedule, Seiryu Komatsu, Shabel Tonya, Sheeptubers, Shimada Tiger, Shinominya, Sleepy Project, Small Corpos, Stinky ghost wolf, Stinky NEET fox, Stinky succubus, sunset, Super Meche, Synthion, Tetsuya Kazune, toffee, Tsukimi B. Dohrnii, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, Tsurugi Nen, Umiushi Urara, Uzuki Tomoya, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yazaki Kallin, Yomi Cham, Yukinoshita Peo

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	312791
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got a bunch of crazy peeps from Tsunderia like Inukai Purin, the Mesugaki dog, and Hoshino Char, the Gunpla extraordinaire. Plus, we got Kamiko Kana, who’s like a stinky NEET fox, succubus, and ghost wolf all in one – talk about a triple threat!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an appetite that’ll make you say “whoa”. And don’t forget Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive who’s recovering from being a menhera.

If that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. And Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend – if you’re into that sort of thing.

So come join us on this Minecraft server and experience the madness with us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

AutisticCraft: ADHD Edition

adhd, adult diagnosis, AutisticCraft, behavioral patterns, cognitive differences, communication challenges, coping strategies, diagnosis in adulthood, Edition, emotional regulation, executive functioning, high functioning autism, lesser-discussed symptoms, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodiversity, sensory issues, Social Skills, stigma, support systems, Therapy, treatment options

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your unique quirks and talents? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for people with high functioning autism or ADHD! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the magical land of blocky adventures awaiting you:

– Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old couches and therapists. Let out your frustrations by building and destroying to your heart’s content!

– Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Dive into our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. No judgment here, just pure creative freedom.

– Ever feel like your brain is moving a mile a minute and you just can’t keep up? Well, on our server, that’s a good thing! Your hyperfocus will be put to good use as you mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner blocky genius shine!

CraftyTrumpWars

arms sales, bilateral relations, CraftyTrumpWars, defense deals, defense procurement, Diplomacy, economic negotiations, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., India, international relations, military cooperation, modi, security alliance, strategic partnership, tariff threat, trade agreements, trump, US, Visit, weapons

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, so many weapons for sale, just like trump wants india to buy more weapons from the US, ya know? like, we got swords, bows, axes, all that good stuff. and, like, if you don’t join, trump might, like, threaten you with tariffs or something, just like he did before modi’s US visit. so, like, come join our server and arm yourself to the teeth, cuz you never know when you might need to defend yourself against crazy politicians, amirite? #weaponsfordays #trumptariffs #minecraftmadness

PlasticCraft Syngas FunLand

agricultural waste, carbon emissions, Chemicals, clean energy, environmental impact, formaldehyde, Fuels, FUNLAND, green technology, innovation, methanol, new technology, PlasticCraft, Plastics, recycling, renewable energy, resource efficiency, Sustainable development, sustainable technology, Syngas, transform materials, waste management

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Potions Brewed:	71	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we turn trash into treasure! we have the craziest technology that can turn plastics and farm waste into syngas, which is like magic fuel for your minecraft adventures! imagine crafting your tools and weapons with materials that used to be garbage – talk about recycling at its finest! plus, who wouldn’t want to be able to create formaldehyde and methanol in a virtual world? come join us and experience the ultimate eco-friendly and chemically insane minecraft server ever!

Lone Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, atomized society, changing norms, Echoes, fear of being alone, fear of dying alone, fear of isolation, feminine narcissism, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Individualism, lone, male perspective, men’s perspective, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, social constructs, social vanity, societal changes, societal evolution, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3893
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Votes:	8320
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Join this Minecraft server if you’re tired of society’s BS! Men, rise up and realize the arbitrariness of it all by playing with us! No more feminine narcissism here, just pure chaotic fun! Don’t die alone, die with us in Minecraft! Let’s worship social vanity in a pixelated world! It’s happening right now, don’t miss out!

SleepyCraft – Not Sorry for ZzZ’s

aita, Birthday, Couch, family vacation, Hawaii, Hotel, midnight, Not Excited, price, Scared, shots, shoulder pain, SleepyCraft, Spouse, Spring Break, step mom, Support, Traveling, trip, WiDE AWAKE, Woken Up, Zzzs

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of step-moms, birthday trips, and unexpected vacations.

Imagine a world where your wife is also your son’s step-mom, and she refuses to travel with him. But fear not, because on this server, we encourage family vacations… or else!

Experience the thrill of getting scared awake in the middle of the night by your wife, only to be bombarded with hotel options for your next virtual getaway. Who needs sleep when you can plan a Minecraft vacation, am I right?

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the adventures are always outrageous. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.

TrendyCraftRevival

challenge, COMEBACK, Community, Digital, ENGAGEMENT, fad, Flash Mob, HASHTAG, Interaction, internet, meme, Nostalgia, online trend, Popular, resurgence, Retro, social media, Throwback, TrendyCraftRevival, viral, virtual

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	275
Alien Abductions:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	398

Remember the good old days of planking and Harlem Shake? Well, forget about those because we’ve got something even better on our Minecraft server! Join us for the ultimate nostalgia trip as we bring back the ancient art of virtual pet rock racing. That’s right, strap in your pixelated pet rocks and get ready to race against your friends in epic battles of speed and agility. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of online trends in the most ridiculous way possible!

CraftyKrauts: €3B Boost for Ukraine

additional funding, Boost, Budget Committee, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKrauts, crisis response, defense budget, defense support, diplomatic relations, european security, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, germany, Germany’s Budget Committee, global affairs, international aid, military aid, military assistance, peacekeeping efforts, Reuters, Ukraine

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

come join dis epic minecraft server where we got so much money we be givin out billions like it ain’t no thang! we be ballin outta control like a boss! join now and get ur share of dat sweet sweet military assistance! we be flexin on dem haters with our massive budget and u can be part of da action! build ur own army and conquer the world, all thanks to our generous donations! ain’t no other server like dis, so come on and join da fun!

DanceCopy NeuroChecker 3000

Accurate, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, autism, Autism Spectrum Disorder, Avatar, behavioral differences, children, cost effective, dance moves, DanceCopy, developmental delays, Diagnosis, early detection, movement imitation, NeuroChecker, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurotypical, overlap, screening tool, video analysis

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we can tell if u got autism or adhd just by watchin u dance like a fool for a minute! our avatars are lit and will make u bust a move like never before. we got da best tools dat can read ur mind and tell u if u neurotypical or not. join us for da most epic dance party of ur life and see if u got da moves or not. autism or adhd, we got u covered!

Pixel Adventure server minecraft

Minecraft, Pixel Adventure, Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	489
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Votes:	5795	Infernal Machines Built:	1

The description of the server server “Pixel Adventure” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

pixeladventure.mclan.ru

Guardian’s Quest 1.20.1

1.20.1, BLOCK, Cease, control, Curb, deter, Guardians, halt, hinder, impede, inhibit, Limit, long tail: stopping her, obstruct, Prevent, put an end to, Quest, restrain, STOP, strategies to prevent her, suppress, terminate, thwart, ways to stop her

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3078
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server if you wanna stop her. I heard she’s building a giant pink castle made out of cotton candy and unicorn tears. Like, what even is that? But seriously, we need all the help we can get to take her down. Plus, did I mention there’s a secret underground disco party with dancing pigs and flying llamas? Yeah, you don’t wanna miss out on that. So grab your pickaxe and let’s show her who’s boss in this crazy world of blocky madness!

PrisonPhobiaMC SMP

anxiety, claustrophobia, confined spaces, confinement, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, fear, fear of confinement, incarceration, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health support, Mental Wellbeing, panic attacks, phobias, Prison, prison life, PrisonPhobiaMC, psychological effects, smp, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Void Armor Forged:	30	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a virtual prison for claustrophobic people! Imagine being stuck in a tiny cell with no way out, just like claustrophobic people feel in real life! But don’t worry, we have a special “escape room” challenge where you have to find your way out of a maze of tiny tunnels before you suffocate from the lack of space! It’s hilarious to watch people panic and run around like headless chickens, trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this insane experience! So come join us and see if you can handle the pressure of being trapped in a virtual prison, it’s a total blast!

CraftyCreeperCounselor

Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, couples therapy, CraftyCreeperCounselor, difficult conversations, emotional intelligence, Emotional support, Empathy, expressing feelings, Feedback, Honesty, listening skills, personal growth, relationship advice, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9356
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Void Armor Forged:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	6782	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of your partner’s terrible attempts at comforting you when you’re feeling down? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Comforting Skills Bootcamp” where players can learn how to properly console their loved ones in times of need. Join us and never have to suffer through awkward, unhelpful words of comfort again! Plus, rumor has it, there’s a secret level where you can unlock the ultimate “Hug of Eternal Comfort” that will make all your troubles disappear. So why wait? Join now and level up your comforting game!

CO Detox Microbe Haven

air pollution, archaea, atmosphere, atmospheric chemistry, Bacteria, carbon cycle, carbon monoxide, climate change, co, Detox, Detoxify, energy source, Environment, gas, greenhouse gas, Haven, Microbe, Microbes, microbial diversity, microbial ecology, research, study, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have microbes that detoxify the atmosphere! yea, you heard that right, our bacteria and archaea buddies are out here using CO as an energy source like it’s no big deal. they consume massive amounts of carbon monoxide and help save us from this deadly gas. it’s like having tiny little superheroes running around in our virtual world, fighting off pollution and keeping the air clean. join us now and be a part of this crazy adventure where even the tiniest creatures can make a big difference!

Eternal Solo Journey 1.20.2

1.20.2, 1st gut, Cheating, Commitment, DATING, ETERNAL, Girlfriend, Infidelity, Journey, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, monogamy, Morals, Partnership, relationships, Respect, Self Respect, self worth, Single life, Solo, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Yo bro, forget about relationships and all that drama! Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only thing getting screwed is your chances of winning in a PvP battle!

We’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your chances of finding a loyal girlfriend!

Build your own virtual world where you can escape from the harsh reality of heartbreak and betrayal. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword as your trusty companion?

So ditch the dating apps and come join us for some blocky fun! Who needs love when you have unlimited diamonds waiting to be mined?

Players:	109/200	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4