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WeirdoSteveMC SMP

Bullied, different from others, eccentric student, LONER, misunderstood, nonconformist, odd personality, offbeat sense of humor, outcasted individual, outlandish fashion, Outsider, peculiar mannerisms, quirky habits, School, smp, social outcast, strange behavior, unconventional style, unique interests, unusual hobbies, weird kid, WeirdoSteveMC

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5891
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP that is literally the most insane thing ever. Like, you know how there’s always that one weird kid at school? Well, this server is like if that weird kid was a Minecraft server. It’s so weird, but in a good way, you know?

First of all, the admins are like these crazy geniuses who have created the most chaotic and hilarious world ever. Like, there’s this one time where they turned all the pigs into flying llamas and everyone had to ride them to get around. It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing.

And the players on this server are just as weird as the admins. Like, there’s this one guy who built a giant toilet house and only communicates in fart noises. And another player who wears a chicken suit all the time and only speaks in chicken puns. It’s so ridiculous, but that’s what makes it so fun.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and have you laughing until you cry, then you have to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the weirdest, most outrageous adventures of your life.

CraftyCampusFun

campus, Challenges, Classes, college, CraftyCampusFun, education, Experience, extracurricular activities, Friends, growth, INDEPENDENCE, learning, Memories, opportunities, personal development, Professors, responsibilities, social life, Student Life, studying, success

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Are you tired of boring lectures and endless assignments in college? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon. Who needs a degree when you can have a diamond pickaxe and a pet creeper? Say goodbye to student loans and hello to building your dream castle in the sky. So why waste your time in a stuffy classroom when you can join us for the ultimate adventure in blocky paradise? Let’s craft some memories together!

ERROR 555 Minecraft server

Account.., banner, Community, Creative, description, ERROR 555, Gaming, GIF, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, PC, Popular, Server, Server List, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7507

The owner of the server “ERROR 555” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

err0rw0rld.aternos.me:20258

Dungeon SMP

Adventure, Classes, Discord, dsmp, Dungeon, endless dungeon, Fallen Gods, FANTASY, Grinding, Lore, mmo, mmorpg, multiplayer, rooms, RPG, Secrets, serpent, Server, smp, Undead, Unique

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Dungeon SMP – The Endless Dungeon

Are you looking for a unique SMP that has never been seen before? The Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. There are many different classes- you can be anything from a Serpent to an Undead. Don’t forget the lore of the Fallen Gods… As long as you’ve been grinding you can become strong. Join DSMP today!

https://discord.gg/AsEPmhTfsc

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Dungeon SMP?	Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets.
What classes are available?	There are many different classes such as Serpent, Undead, and more.
What is the lore of the Fallen Gods?	The lore of the Fallen Gods is a key aspect of the server, providing depth to the world and story.
How can I become strong in Dungeon SMP?	By grinding and exploring the dungeon, you can level up and become stronger in the game.

UrbanCrafters 1.20.1

1.20.1, 3s, a2, a3, capcom pro tour, Capcom Pro Tour 2024, CVS2, Fightcade, Fightcade Play, Fighting Game, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, High level replays, Mai Teaser Trailer, New Balance Update, sfg, st, street fighter, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, UrbanCrafters, Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1839
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Void Gems Collected:	33	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Yo, have you seen the teaser trailer for this Minecraft server? It’s like watching a cat try to play Street Fighter 6, hilarious! And guess what? They just dropped a new balance update that will make you question your existence.

Oh, and did you hear about the Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer? It’s so epic, it will make you want to build a house out of diamond blocks in Minecraft.

Plus, the official Capcom Pro Tour 2024 website is live on this server. You can watch high-level replays that will make you scream “Hadouken” in your sleep.

And don’t even get me started on the Street Fighter 6 Frame Data. It’s like trying to figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft, but way more intense.

Join this server now and become a Minecraft Street Fighter master. It’s like Fightcade, but with creepers and zombies. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than a creeper explosion in your base.

CraftyFlicksMC

action, Behavior, Censorship, cinematic liberties, comedy, CraftyFlicksMC, Drama, Entertainment, escapism, Ethics, FANTASY, Fiction, moral dilemmas, movies, Real Life, romance, societal norms, Suspense, taboo, thrillers, violence

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Void Gems Collected:	38	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest movie fantasies? Look no further! On our server, you can do all the things that are totally okay in movies but definitely not in real life. Want to jump off a cliff and survive without a scratch? Go for it! Feel like blowing up a building just for fun? No problem! Our server is the place where you can let your imagination run wild and do all the crazy things you’ve always wanted to do but know you shouldn’t in real life. So come join us and let the madness begin!

MurderCraft: Trini Emergency

caribbean, crime, Crime Prevention, crime rate, Crisis, emergency, emergency declaration, emergency measures, escalating violence, Government, Homicide, homicide rate, law enforcement, MurderCraft, Murders, national security, Public Safety, Safety, SECURITY, state of emergency, trini, Trinidad and Tobago, violence

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Void Armor Forged:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	6484
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO BE LIKE “WE NEED A STATE OF EMERGENCY FOR ALL THE MURDERS…BUT FIRST, LET’S PLAY SOME MINECRAFT!” JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BUILD BATTLES AND SURVIVAL MODE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE DRAMA WHEN YOU CAN HAVE VIRTUAL CHAOS? COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD AND DIVE INTO OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE HAVE PLENTY OF VIRTUAL SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS TO CHEER YOU UP AFTER HEARING ABOUT ALL THOSE MURDERS. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW!

High Beams Havoc – Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, beams, blinding lights, bright headlights, car accessories, car lights, car maintenance, car problems, car safety, driving at night, HALOGEN, Havoc, headlights technology, HIGH, high beam etiquette, high beams, Minecraft, night driving, old car, road etiquette, road safety, road visibility, Server, traffic safety, VISIBILITY

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to always use high beams on your car! why? because the mobs are scared of the bright lights and will run away from you faster than you can say “creeper!” plus, our diamond ore is so shiny, you’ll need those high beams to see it clearly! and don’t worry about other players getting mad at you for blinding them, they’ll thank you for the extra light while they mine for gold. so come on over to our server and let your high beams shine bright like a diamond!

Portal Message Billing Fun

billing, billing patients, billing system, Communication, decrease volume, digital health, ease physician workload, Fun, Healthcare, healthcare costs, Mayo Clinic study, medical billing, Message, messaging platform, patient care, patient communication, patient engagement, patient-initiated messages, physician efficiency, Portal, portal messages, Program, Technology, telemedicine

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Farms Harvested:	492	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we bill players for using the portal messages! like, who even does that?? but it totally works cuz it decreases the message volume and makes life easier for the physicians, apparently.

imagine getting charged for sending a message in minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there. but hey, it’s all in the name of science, right? Mayo Clinic did a study and everything, so you know it’s legit.

so come on over and experience the thrill of paying to send a message in a virtual world. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a discount if you mention this totally real and not made up study. see you there, maybe.

SCP SITE-19

Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, Scp, Server, server grow, Session, Site19, surface area, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Potions Brewed:	50
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

SITE-19 Roleplay Server
“SITE-19” is a just released minecraft RP server, where you can play as any member of the SCP Foundation. Featuring a 3.5km2 underground facility and a large surface area, this is the largest minecraft SCP-Themed project. Hosted on a lag-free vanilla server, come join us for events and community building!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server new?	Yes, the server has just been released.
What can I play as on the server?	You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation.
Is there lag on the server?	No, the server is hosted on a vanilla server with no lag or ping spikes.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy for more information.
What events are hosted on the server?	We host a variety of events and plan to organize longplay full site roleplay sessions in the future.

Mystic Moonlight Valley 1.21.2

1.21.2, attention love, attention so much, i love, love attention, love male, love male attention, love male attention so much, male attention, male attention love, male attention so much, male love, MOONLIGHT, mystic, SO MUCH, Valley

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Farms Harvested:	906	Enchantments Applied:	77
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22

Hey bros, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like a non-stop party in a virtual world?

We got so many cool dudes hanging out, you’ll never be bored!

Plus, the admins are like total babes, always giving out free stuff and making sure everyone has a great time.

And let me tell you, the chat is always popping with hilarious jokes and crazy shenanigans.

So come on, join us and get your fill of male attention while building epic structures and exploring wild adventures!

GameplayCraft

action, Adventure, console, Entertainment, Fun, GameplayCraft, Gaming, indie, leisure, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Playing, role playing, Shooter, simulation, Single player, strategy, Today, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t let you ride a llama into battle while wearing a hotdog costume? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Chinacraft Server: US Treasury Heist

#classified information, Chinacraft, Chinese hackers, cyber attack, cyber threat, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign hackers, government security, HACKING, heist, information theft, major incident, national security, security breach, sensitive information, Server, stolen documents, Treasury, US government, us treasury

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	165
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Divine Spears Created:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Gods Slained:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hacker but ur mom said no cuz its illegal? well, guess what? on this server, u can be a hacker without getting in trouble! join now and steal all the documents u want, just like those chinese hackers did to the US Treasury! it’s a major incident, but on this server, it’s just a regular tuesday! come join the fun and show off ur hacking skills, cuz on this server, anything goes!

ChinaCraft: TreasuryHack

bbc news, China, Chinacraft, cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber incident, cyber threat, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, digital intrusion, Government, hacked, hacking incident, Information Security, national security, security breach, TreasuryHack, us treasury

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Animals Bred:	37
Buildings Constructed:	31	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Crops Grown:	7676
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Votes:	249	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Potions Brewed:	121

so, like, u know how the US Treasury got hacked by China? well, that’s like, totally not cool, right? but guess what? our minecraft server was also hacked by China! but, like, in a totally different way. they hacked into our server and left a bunch of diamond blocks everywhere! like, what the heck, right? so now we have, like, unlimited diamonds for everyone to use. so, like, come join our server and get rich with all the free diamonds! plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. and, like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes. so, like, come join our server and have the craziest time of your life!

Pixel Park Genes

aging landscape, aging process, aging-related diseases, Biomarkers, biomedical research, data analysis, Disease Progression, DNA sequencing, gene expression, Genes, genetic aging, genetic markers, genetics, Medical research, Molecular biology, molecular mechanisms, multi-omics analysis, neurodegenerative diseases, omics, park, Parkinson’s Disease, personalized medicine, PIXEL

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

so, like, u wanna join dis amazin’ minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthin’, dis server is like da holy grail of minecraft servers, man. it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it.

we got crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server, like, one time, a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearin’ top hats. and another time, someone built a giant statue of a chicken wearin’ sunglasses. it was wild, man.

oh, and get dis, we got a whole bunch of custom plugins dat make da game even more fun. like, u can ride on a rainbow unicorn and shoot fireballs outta ur hands. it’s insane, dude.

so, like, if u wanna have da time of ur life and experience some epic minecraft adventures, u gotta join dis server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Players:	106/100	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6124
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Animals Bred:	86
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Divine Spears Created:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2