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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for pleasure! Join our Fapping Together Thread where you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players.

In our Fitness edition, you can work on your in-game muscles while also flexing your… other muscles. Previous players have reported increased stamina and hand-eye coordination from participating in our fapping challenges.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and experience the ultimate release of stress and tension while building your dream world. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session to look forward to? Join us now and let the fapping begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Towns Built:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Towns Built:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8225	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	2709	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Animals Bred:	86
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Potions Brewed:	120
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7062	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Mines Excavated:	2488
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.