Blocky Boners – Minecraft Masturbation Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for pleasure! Join our Fapping Together Thread where you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players.

In our Fitness edition, you can work on your in-game muscles while also flexing your… other muscles. Previous players have reported increased stamina and hand-eye coordination from participating in our fapping challenges.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and experience the ultimate release of stress and tension while building your dream world. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session to look forward to? Join us now and let the fapping begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Divine Spears Created:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Secret Passages Found:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crops Grown:	7678
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	228
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	6407
Towns Built:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	318	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ores Mined:	9770	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Enchantments Applied:	141	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mines Excavated:	3008	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!