Blocky Boners – Minecraft Masturbation Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for pleasure! Join our Fapping Together Thread where you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players.

In our Fitness edition, you can work on your in-game muscles while also flexing your… other muscles. Previous players have reported increased stamina and hand-eye coordination from participating in our fapping challenges.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and experience the ultimate release of stress and tension while building your dream world. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session to look forward to? Join us now and let the fapping begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Chimeras Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Farms Harvested:	289
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	568640	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
New Chunks Explored:	207714	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3172
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Emeralds Found:	4051	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchantments Applied:	289

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Emeralds Found:	3021
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ores Mined:	9542	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7538
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!