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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for pleasure! Join our Fapping Together Thread where you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players.

In our Fitness edition, you can work on your in-game muscles while also flexing your… other muscles. Previous players have reported increased stamina and hand-eye coordination from participating in our fapping challenges.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and experience the ultimate release of stress and tension while building your dream world. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session to look forward to? Join us now and let the fapping begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	134
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Potions Brewed:	39

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Towns Built:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	1486
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	324	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Secret Passages Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	197	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Potions Brewed:	24
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.