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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for pleasure! Join our Fapping Together Thread where you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players.

In our Fitness edition, you can work on your in-game muscles while also flexing your… other muscles. Previous players have reported increased stamina and hand-eye coordination from participating in our fapping challenges.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and experience the ultimate release of stress and tension while building your dream world. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session to look forward to? Join us now and let the fapping begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Towns Built:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Villages Defended:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Void Gems Collected:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Towns Built:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Emeralds Found:	1029
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Void Gems Collected:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	5594
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!