Blocky Boners – Minecraft Masturbation Madness

Crafty Yuropia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all of Yurop! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building pixelated igloos. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Creepers doing the cha-cha? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

4. The spawn point on our server is a giant rainbow made out of candy. Yes, you read that right. A rainbow. Made. Out. Of. Candy. Need I say more?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs…they tend to cause a bit of chaos.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/fng/ Fortnite Fails’

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so epic, it’s like Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 2 on steroids! Join us and experience a world where myths and mortals collide in the most hilarious ways possible.

Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Minecraft outfit that will make all your friends jealous! Keep track of your stats and climb to the top of the leaderboards to show off your mad skills.

But that’s not all – we have an interactive map with insane challenges that will test your Minecraft abilities to the limit. And don’t even get us started on our mission alerts for StW – surviving the horde has never been so ridiculous!

And if you thought Fortnite was wild, wait until you see what we have in store for you. Bend water, earth, fire, and air in Minecraft like never before with our “Elements” feature. Plus, get ready for two weekends of Coachella 2024 and a neon rush rocket racing event that will light up the night in the most absurd way possible.

But the cherry on top? Our Fortnite Festival Season 2, where you can unlock your talent and even party with Lady Gaga herself! And don’t forget about our Fortnite Crew subscription, featuring the one and only Ares.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1204
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Lost in Minecraft with Musashimaxx

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Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, desperately searching for your true self? Look no further, because on our server, you can become the ultimate warrior, the legendary Musashimaxx! Join us and embark on a quest to find your inner strength and unleash your full potential.

But beware, the path to becoming Musashimaxx is not easy. You must defeat hordes of evil mobs, conquer treacherous dungeons, and face off against other players in epic battles. Only the bravest and most skilled warriors will be able to claim the title of Musashimaxx.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to self-discovery. Who knows, you might just find yourself wielding a diamond sword, clad in enchanted armor, and ready to take on anything that stands in your way. Embrace the power of Musashimaxx and become the hero you were always meant to be!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Crops Grown:	4247	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

GF AFK Craft: Where even your girlfriend can’t resist the blocky charm!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your girlfriend is getting in on the action! Imagine logging on and finding your significant other gooning like a pro, with your boxers around her ankles. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous adventures. Who knows what you’ll stumble upon next? So come on, join us and see what all the buzz is about!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Animals Bred:	47	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Creepers R Us: Where Thinking Blocks Rule!

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Join our Minecraft server and ponder life’s deepest questions like “Do creepers have existential crises?” and “Is Steve just a figment of our imagination?” Our community of players will have you questioning reality while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to mess with players’ minds. So come join us and let’s all collectively question our existence together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Crops Grown:	1156

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ninakeks’ Epic Minecraft Mishaps

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with friendly creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman Minecraft skills and be able to build a house out of nothing but air blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyTifa’s LOL Mine: Where Tifa reigns supreme and the blocks are always laughing

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is all serious and no fun? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner craziness!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the sky is pink, pigs fly, and Tifa is the most hated character for some reason (seriously, why do people not like Tifa? She’s just trying to survive in this blocky world!).

But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to battle evil chickens, build the tallest tower made entirely of cake, and rescue a group of lost llamas from a pack of angry creepers.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen…they’re always up to no good.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Pixelated Waifus: The Ultimate Anime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you crave companionship and a cute Japanese girlfriend experience (GFE) to keep you company while you build your epic creations? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a whole village of adorable anime girls ready to be your virtual companions. They’ll help you gather resources, fend off creepers, and even give you virtual hugs when you need them most. Plus, they’ll always be there to cheer you on as you conquer the Minecraft world!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in battle, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams and earn the title of Diamond King (or Queen)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious and heartwarming adventure with your new cute Japanese GFE and the Diamond Dragon by your side. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like ours anywhere else!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	529	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Zombie Dances:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dragon’s Dogma: Minecraft Edition – Where Pawns Mine and Dragons Craft

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about all those other boring servers, because here at Minewind, we take things to a whole new level.

Join us if you want to experience a world where dragons roam freely, just like in Dragon’s Dogma 2! Our server is filled with mythical creatures and epic quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where you can create your own pawn, just like in Dragon’s Dogma 2! Customize your character to your heart’s content and watch them come to life in the game.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, we have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players for glory and riches. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to defeating the Ender Dragon once and for all!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Arale’s Minecraft Beatdown: Where your favorite anime characters get wrecked!

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Are you tired of getting pummeled by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, Arale is here to save the day! That’s right, the pint-sized powerhouse from Dr. Slump is ready to kick some pixelated butt and protect you from any mob that dares to cross her path.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not take a ride on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a haunted mansion? Just make sure to hold on tight and watch out for the zombie roller coaster attendants!

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And remember, Arale could beat up your favorite anime character, so you better watch your back!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ChosenCraft: Billionaire Christian Warrior President Edition

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Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds? Well, buckle up buttercup because on this server, you will become The Chosen One, a billionaire Christian warrior who also happens to be the bestest president and successful businessman all rolled into one!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you dominate the virtual world with your unmatched skills, but you will also be crowned the Golf Tournament Champion of the server. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building elaborate structures, the real challenge here is sinking a hole-in-one on our crazy golf course!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and show everyone why you are the ultimate Minecraft legend. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it will be a hilarious disaster)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocky Banter: Unspoken Vidya Rules Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most unspoken vidya rules that will blow your mind!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry chickens. Or how about mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of wild wolves?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who loves to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the mighty beast and claim victory?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Star Shards Collected:	103
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Holocaust Haven: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from an evil army of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to all players who can find it hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	82
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HonkaiCraft – All Aboard the Star Rail to LOLville!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the blocks are made of pure gold and the creepers wear top hats!

Join us for epic adventures in the Yawning Chasm, where you’ll find treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Explore the Aventurine realm and discover the secret of the Golden Touch – trust us, it’s not what you think!

But that’s not all – embark on a quest among the stars and uncover the Inherently Unjust Destiny that awaits you. With character banners featuring Acheron, Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng, you’ll never run out of new friends to meet.

And don’t forget about our exclusive Light Cone Banners – Nihility and Abundance await those brave enough to seek them out. Plus, with new drip marketing featuring Robin and Boothill, you’ll be the envy of all your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes, tools, and resources galore await you in our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BoardomCraft: Where boredom meets creativity in the world of Minecraft!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you find yourself scrolling through server lists with a heavy heart, longing for something more exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure like no other. We have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, diamond-encrusted zombies that drop stacks of emeralds, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where you can ride rainbow unicorns into battle against hordes of evil creepers. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boredom forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18