Blocky Boner Brigade

blocky, boner, Brigade, crystal, Crystal Phallus, crystalphallus, phallus

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8301	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Crystal Phallus, the most erectly awesome Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of epic proportions.

Legend has it that deep within the mines of Crystal Phallus, there lies a diamond so rare and precious that it can make your character twerk on command. Yes, you heard that right. Twerking diamonds. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of majestic unicorns who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat them in a dance-off. And trust me, those unicorns have some killer moves.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is home to the world’s largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep? You can shear them and make the most fabulous wool creations the Minecraft world has ever seen.

So come join us at Crystal Phallus, where the adventures are as wild as our server name suggests. Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way. And remember, always keep your pickaxe handy and your sense of humor intact. Let’s get mining and twerking, baby!

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Votes:	4531
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Potions Brewed:	120	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ores Mined:	9485
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	2591	Enchantments Applied:	160
Dimension Hops:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	87	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Farms Harvested:	441
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Potions Brewed:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	68	Crops Grown:	2190
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Votes:	5642
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	4283	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Star Shards Collected:	61
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magic Items Found:	2208
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Farms Harvested:	734	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290
Players Killed by Monsters:	1235	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Votes:	1458	Magic Items Found:	8468
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Votes:	9292	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com