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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 400 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 160 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 77 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
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So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!