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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 7393 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
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But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Brigade, a group of players who have mastered the art of twerking in Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters shaking their pixelated booties like there’s no tomorrow.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!