Blocky Bois and Derpy Dudes: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Memelords and Noobs Alike

alike, Backlash, Beliefs, blocky, Bois, Christian, controversy, criticism, derpy, Dudes, Fame, hype, influence, judgment, media attention, Memelords, Minecraft, Murdered, Noobs, overhyped, Perception, Popularity, public figure, public opinion, Religion, scrutiny, Server, social media, Speech, Ultimate

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Emeralds Found:	6132	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our server, where we promise you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant chicken statues or starting impromptu dance parties in the town square.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that only the bravest adventurers can defeat. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might sneak up behind you and…well, let’s just say things can get a little crazy around here.

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Divine Spears Created:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Crops Grown:	4834	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchantments Applied:	262
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7614
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	8266	Divine Spears Created:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9341	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8854	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	208
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Villages Defended:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ores Mined:	3429
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	754635
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349	Void Gems Collected:	26
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Potions Brewed:	30	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1234	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Emeralds Found:	8126
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5390	Dragon Scales Harvested:	102
Players Killed by Monsters:	8841	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Animals Bred:	88	Chimeras Created:	1

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.