Blocky Bois and Derpy Dudes: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Memelords and Noobs Alike

alike, Backlash, Beliefs, blocky, Bois, Christian, controversy, criticism, derpy, Dudes, Fame, hype, influence, judgment, media attention, Memelords, Minecraft, Murdered, Noobs, overhyped, Perception, Popularity, public figure, public opinion, Religion, scrutiny, Server, social media, Speech, Ultimate

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3018	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our server, where we promise you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant chicken statues or starting impromptu dance parties in the town square.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that only the bravest adventurers can defeat. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might sneak up behind you and…well, let’s just say things can get a little crazy around here.

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Love Letters Sent:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9456	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchantments Applied:	184
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	191	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Falling into the Void:	1	Star Shards Collected:	145
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Votes:	2575
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	9895
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	8385	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8397	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	549	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Crops Grown:	4577	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Votes:	5083
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Towns Built:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.