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Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	3177	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	238	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3425	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	547
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchantments Applied:	209
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	881	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Happy Sleep Wearables

circadian rhythm disruptions, data analysis, depression, Fitbits, happiest times to sleep, Happy, health, mental health, mood, mood disorders, research, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep tracking, study, Technology, wearable technology, Wearables, well-being

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magic Items Found:	1150	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

New World Consecrated

asleep, Biz, Catch, CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, Ip:, Modpack, Play, Recommend, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, Vermeeren, world, zombie

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	804
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Runes Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord	We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
Timezone	CET (Central European Time)

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

“Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

athletic excellence, Better than Dinho, Brazil 2024, Brazilian players, competitive spirit, Dedication, dinho, football, future champions., international competition, Minecraft, Neymar successor, passion for the game, rising stars, smp, Soccer, south america, sports, Sportsmanship, talented athletes, teamwork, top players, World Cup

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	New Chunks Explored:	933688
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1562
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Welcome to Brazil 2024, where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always dancing samba! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through the Amazon rainforest, where you can ride on the backs of parrots and tame jaguars as your loyal pets.

But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?

Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.

So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!

BelieveInPastLifeMC SMP

Afterlife, BELIEF, BelieveInPastLifeMC, Consciousness, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Karma, Memories, Metaphysical, Past Life, philosophy, Questioning, regression therapy, Reincarnation, Science, skepticism, smp, Soul, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mines Excavated:	2172	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. It’s like, insane, bro.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?

So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.

BingeCraft: The Last Show

action, binge watching, binge-worthy, BingeCraft, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, long tail tags, marathon watching, Mystery, Netflix, series, Show, streaming, Suspense, television, television binge, Television Show, Thriller, TV addiction, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of watching TV shows all day and night? Well, it’s time to put down that remote and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got the ultimate binge-watching experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!

AussieExtraditeMC

alleged, Approval, AussieExtraditeMC, Australia, Chinese military pilots, cooperation, Defense, extradition, extradition agreement, extradition case, extradition hearing, extradition law, extradition process, extradition request, extradition treaty, former US Marine, International, Justice, Legal, Military, Training

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4609	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Towns Built:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	945	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85

so, liek, u kno how sum peeps r rlly gud at minecraft, well dis server is like dat but on steroids. we got crazy builds dat make u go WHOA and pvp battles dat make u go OUCH.

u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”

so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.

DyslexicCraft: Brainy Blocks & Bots

blocks, Bots, brain regions, Brainy, dyslexia, dyslexia brain regions, dyslexia genetic variants, dyslexia genetics, dyslexia insights, dyslexia Max Planck Institute, dyslexia motor coordination, dyslexia neurological basis, dyslexia neurology, dyslexia research, dyslexia study, DyslexicCraft, genetic variants, Insights, Language, Max Planck Institute, motor coordination, neurological basis, study, vision

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3736
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

so, like, this server is totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy genetic variants linked to dyslexia that are gonna make your brain do backflips and stuff. like, your motor coordination will be off the charts, your vision will be like seeing in 4D, and your language skills will be so lit, you’ll be spitting rhymes like a rap god.

seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!

Craftingland Minecraft server

CraftingLand, creativity, Fight, GRIFFER, home, Minecraft, Protect, Server, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7542
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10