Blocky Blumph’s Minecraft Server

American politics, blocky, Blumphs, comedy, current events, donald trump, fake news, funny, humor, Minecraft, Parody, political commentary, political humor, political jokes, political memes, political parody, Political satire, Politics, president, ronald blumph, satire, Server, social commentary, trump

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Ronald Blumph’s Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by Ronald Blumph himself, a Minecraft pro who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot! – We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Bob! – Our PvP arena is so intense, even Herobrine wouldn’t dare step foot in it! – Every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around the server in style! – We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game throw a dance party in the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join Ronald Blumph’s Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen!

Mystic Oasis Wilds 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, American rap, artist, creativity, critique, cultural influence, GOD, influence, Inspired, Music, mystic, new opening, Oasis, okinawa, opinion, Performance, pull it off, shangri-la frontier, Singer, Style, Terrible, Video, Wilds

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Emeralds Found:	2111
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Yo, forget about that cringy opening, come join our Minecraft server for some epic fun! We got pigs that dance to K-pop and chickens that rap better than that Okinawa singer.

Join us and build a house made entirely of diamonds, because why the heck not? Let’s show that singer how it’s really done in the world of blocky adventures.

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s like a weird dream, but better because it’s real… in Minecraft.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make some memories that will make that cringy opening video seem like a masterpiece in comparison. Let’s do this!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

acceptance, BlockyLove, body image, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Happiness, Honesty, intervention, love, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship, Respect, self esteem, Server, Support, toxic behavior, weight loss

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic ex-boyfriends like Carl ruining your vibe.

Join us and leave behind the double-chin comments and weight-shaming for a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your pixelated castle looks. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your friend choosing between you and her boyfriend because on our server, the only choice you have to make is what block to place next.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life relationship issues.

HateCraftHub

adhd, Alone Time, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Communication Issues, depression, emotional intelligence, HateCraftHub, Introvert, Marriage, marriage counseling, mental health, quality time, recharge, relationship, self-care, stress, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of recharge time! Just like in real life, sometimes you need to retreat to your virtual cave and mine some diamonds solo.

Join us if you’re tired of your virtual spouse constantly wanting to do activities together like cooking, watching movies, or working out. On our server, you can enjoy all the banter and laughs with your fellow players, but also have the freedom to wander off and do your own thing without feeling guilty.

We have special quests where you can pretend to pay bills, study, or do the dishes virtually, so you can experience the stress and anxiety without any real-life consequences. Plus, our therapist NPCs are always on hand to help you navigate your virtual relationships and explain to your virtual spouse that it’s not their fault you need alone time.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where introverts reign supreme and recharge time is a must! Remember, it’s not you, it’s just your need for virtual solitude.

MovieMarauder Minecraft SMP

bizarre storyline, creepy movie, dark cinema, dark film, disturbing film, disturbing imagery, disturbing movie, fucked up movie, graphic content, horror movie, horror thriller, intense movie, messed up cinema, messed up film, messed up scenes, Minecraft, MovieMarauder, psychological thriller, shocking scenes, smp, twisted movie, twisted plot, unsettling movie

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ores Mined:	7681

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit server ever! We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff. And like, the owner is a wizard who can summon creepers to do his bidding. It’s so crazy, you won’t believe it!

And like, one time we had this epic battle with a giant zombie that was like, 100 blocks tall. It was insane, but we totally defeated it with our enchanted swords and stuff. You gotta join and be part of the action, it’s like being in a movie but better because you’re actually playing it!

So yeah, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most messed up and crazy adventures ever. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

SocializeCraft: Why U No Talk Like Before?

Burnout, Change in priorities, communication skills, emotional boundaries, fear of judgment, introversion, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, personal growth, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social comparison, social exhaustion, social pressure, SocializeCraft, societal expectations, Talk

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate socializing hub for Minecraft players!

Join us if you want to trade diamond swords for virtual hugs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic rap battles with Endermen. Our community is so lively that even the zombies and skeletons have formed their own boy band!

So, what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane world of mining and crafting and join us for a wild ride of socializing like never before!

Blocky Cough Outbreak

2024.., Adults, blocky, Cases Surge, children, Contagious, cough, Disease, Epidemic, health, highest number, Oregon, outbreak, Prevention, public health, record high, respiratory illness, Since 1950, States, U.S, vaccination, whooping cough

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Farms Harvested:	341	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing surging is the FUN! we got more cases of whooping laughter than oregon has whooping cough cases, y’all! in 2024, we recorded the highest number of LOLs since 1950! why suffer from whooping cough when you can be whooping it up on our server?! join now for a wheeze-tastic time!

Bismarck

agriculture, bismarck, Claims, discord server, Dynmap, Food, Immersive Engineering, Map, Modded, modlist, Modpack Information, muskets, Recruits, small ships, Steampunk, stock market, valkyien skies, victorian era, workers

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Bismarck Modded Earth Server
Year	1836
Theme	Victorian Era – Steampunk

Server Features:

Stock Market
Economy
Create
Valkyien Skies
Immersive Engineering
Muskets
Small Ships
Recruits – Workers
Many Food/Agriculture Mods

Modlist: View Modlist

Map with Claims: Dynmap

Minecraft Server IP Address: bismarck.minecraft.bz

Server and Modpack Information: Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The theme is Victorian Era – Steampunk.
What can players do on the server?	Players can colonize lands, engage in politics and diplomacy, trade, participate in the economy and stock market, roleplay, build, and engage in PVP.
Is there a stock market on the server?	Yes, there is a stock market feature.
Are there any specific mods available on the server?	Yes, there are mods such as Valkyien Skies, Immersive Engineering, Muskets, Small Ships, and many others.

Mystic Realm 1.21

mystic, Realm

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality!

We have so much fun, you’ll be tripping balls and swallowing your own cum from last night’s fuck in no time!

Why join? Because where else can you experience such outrageous adventures and mind-bending activities in a blocky virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the craziness – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

LuxuryTripsVsBasicNeeds Minecraft Server

basic needs, caregiving, community support, disability pension, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Father, financial strain, financial support, legal action, luxury trips, LuxuryTripsVsBasicNeeds, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental responsibilities, pushing for help, schizophrenia, separation, Server, Siblings, Tough Decisions

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual escape from real-life drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, because here, the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

Embark on a journey with us, just like our player who had to navigate life independently at a young age. Build your own empire, just like they built a new life for themselves and their brother. And don’t worry about financial struggles, because in our server, the only currency you need is creativity and determination!

Forget about asking your father for help, because here, the only thing you’ll be asking for is more building materials and resources. And if anyone tries to twist the situation, just block them like you would a troll in the game!

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a skyscraper next. Who needs luxury trips when you can travel to the ends of the Minecraft world with just a click of a button? Join us now and let’s craft some memories together!

ConcertNoFriendNoGo

carpool, Clique, Concert, ConcertNoFriendNoGo, Driving, driving solo, EXCLUDED, excluded from plans, Friend, group of friends, Invitation, large stadium, long distance, overreacting, Parking, Plans, SELLING, Solo, Stadium, Stubborn, ticket

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Come join our Minecraft server where you will never feel excluded or left out like this poor soul at a concert! We promise not to leave you stranded like a solo driver at a concert parking lot. Our server is like a big happy family where everyone is included and welcomed with open arms, unlike some so-called friends out there.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being the odd one out or feeling like you don’t belong. We have a vibrant community of players who are always ready to welcome new members with open arms. No cliques here, just good old-fashioned fun and friendship.

So why drive solo to a boring concert when you can join our epic Minecraft server and be a part of something truly special? Say goodbye to exclusion and hello to endless adventures and laughter. Join us today and let the good times roll!

TrudeauFanatic Minecraft SMP

American, Canada, Canadians, Democracy, Economy, elections, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, leader, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, North America, Opinions, policies, Politics, prime minister, public opinion, reddit, smp, Social Issues, TrudeauFanatic, Voting

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Justin Trudeau would want to join (if he wasn’t busy being a prime minister and all).

Join our server for a chance to build a giant igloo with Justin Trudeau himself! That’s right, he’s taking a break from politics to show off his building skills in Minecraft. And rumor has it, he’s a pro at pixel art too.

But that’s not all! We’ve got polar bears riding minecarts, moose with diamond armor, and maple syrup flowing like waterfalls. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground hockey rink where you can challenge Trudeau to a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most Canadian Minecraft adventure of your life, eh! Sorry, not sorry!

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, alcohol effects, alcohol influences, alcohol tolerance, alcohol-induced emotions, alcohol-related behavior, binge drinking, drinking habits, drinking patterns, Drunk, Drunkenness, horny drunk, intoxicated behavior, mean drunk, party behavior, personality traits when drunk, sleepy drunk, social drinking, TipsyCraft, types of drunk

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server and let your inner drunk out to play!

We have a special potion in our server that will turn your character into a hilarious drunk version of themselves. Are you a mean drunk who likes to grief other players’ builds? Or maybe you’re a horny drunk who flirts with every villager you come across. Or perhaps you’re a sleepy drunk who just passes out in random places.

Join us for a wild and wacky time as you navigate through our server in a drunken stupor. Just be careful not to fall off any cliffs or get into too much trouble, because in our server, anything can happen when you’re under the influence of our special potion.

So come join us and let loose on our crazy Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of drunk you’ll be!

FarRightCraft Minecraft Server

austrian, Coalition, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Democracy, elections, Europe, european union, extremism, far right, FarRightCraft, Government, History, leadership, mandate, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, populist, power, Server, world war II

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	102	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have austrian far right leaders trying to lead the game since world war II! yea, you heard that right, we got crazy politicians running around trying to build a government in minecraft. it’s like a virtual reality show but with blocks and creepers. who knows what kind of chaos they’ll bring to the server, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the political madness. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

NukeCraftExchange

atomic energy, bilateral agreement, Diplomacy, ENERGY, facilitate, foreign affairs, global stability, India, international relations, nonproliferation, nuclear cooperation, NukeCraftExchange, peaceful use, policy, regulations, REMOVE, SECURITY, strategic partnership, technology transfer, Trade, US

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5691
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7079	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Alien Abductions:	5

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how US is removing regulations for India, we are removing all the boring rules and restrictions on our server! it’s gonna be a nuclear explosion of fun and craziness! join us if you wanna experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft, like, you won’t believe the stuff that happens here. we have secret underground bases, where you can pretend to be a spy or a super villain, it’s up to you! and the best part is, our community is super friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel left out. come join us and let’s make some radioactive memories together!

DystroCraft: Muscle Madness

dmd, Duchenne muscular dystrophy, dystrobrevin, DystroCraft, Dystrophin, genetic disorder, groundbreaking study, madness, Muscle, muscle degeneration, muscle disease, muscle function, muscle health, muscle pathology, muscle pathology analysis, Muscle Proteins, muscle regeneration, muscle research, muscle stability, muscle therapy, muscle treatment, muscle weakness, protein interactions

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Crops Grown:	9243

join dis amazin minecraft server where u can build muscles like u never seen before!! we got dystrophin and dystrobrevin proteins workin together to make u STRONGER than ever!! forget bout DMD, we got u covered with our magical proteins and crazy muscles!! come join da fun and get ripped in minecraft like never before!!