Blocky Blue Balls | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Void Gems Collected:	25
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of spending all your time mining for diamonds and not getting any action in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hookup spot for all your pixelated needs!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about going without sex again – our virtual world is filled with sexy avatars just waiting to get it on with you. From steamy hot tub parties to scandalous pixelated orgies, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why waste your time with boring old survival servers when you could be getting laid left and right in our virtual paradise? Join now and get ready to experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – just don’t forget to bring your pickaxe and your condoms!

Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Void Gems Collected:	38
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Enchantments Applied:	147	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5114
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
New Chunks Explored:	801631	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	1021

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	179137

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Crops Grown:	2327	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Towns Built:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	344	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Animals Bred:	171
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Runes Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9385
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	New Chunks Explored:	428350
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!