Blocky Blue Balls: The Minecraft Server for Edging Enthusiasts!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘>be you’ in the blink of an eye! Join the fun today!

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>So, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, doing your usual routes on the strip in Vegas, when suddenly you get sent on a wild goose chase to deal with some crazy dude named Crocker. Turns out, this guy is in charge of relations with Vegas, but he’s a total dumb fuck.

>Next thing you know, you’re on field duty and get sent on a mission to McCarran, only to be redirected to some random coordinates in the middle of nowhere. Why? Because some absolute lunatic got access to an emergency radio and you’re the lucky one chosen to deal with him.

>You arrive at the scene and see this dead-eyed dude in Ranger armor taking on THREE freaking deathclaws with just a regular infantry rifle. Is he high? Is he crazy? Who knows, but he’s definitely a badass.

>You join in the fight, shooting at the deathclaws with little effect, but this madman takes them all down like it’s nothing. I mean, he killed three nearly one-ton lizard monsters with just a basic assault rifle.

>Seriously, this guy is a legend in the making. If you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable adventures, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows what kind of crazy shit you’ll encounter, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a wild ride!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8148
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	285	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Zombie Punch-Up Palace: Where Even the Skeletons Throw Down

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where players just peacefully build and trade with each other? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious twist – players are physically unable to fight each other! That’s right, every time you try to swing your sword or shoot your bow, your character just ends up doing a silly dance instead. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s absolute madness!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary Chicken King who rules over all the poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical egg that hatches into a baby dragon! Who wouldn’t want their very own fire-breathing companion?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves. Just watch out for the creeper DJ who loves to drop explosive beats!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs fighting when you can dance your way to victory?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

LazyCraft: “You just want everything without even working”

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Are you tired of actually having to mine for resources in Minecraft? Do you just want to build epic structures without putting in any effort? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to hard work forever. We have a magical plugin that gives you unlimited diamonds, gold, and even enchanted gear with just a click of a button. No more pesky mining or crafting for you, lazybones!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our server and join the laziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs a job when you can just play Minecraft all day and night?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	40
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Skelebro’s Spooky Server: Where Skeletons Have More Fun Than You!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a cat dad! That’s right, instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for kitty litter and fish to feed your adorable feline friends.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you become a cat dad, but you can also ride around on giant flying unicorns while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the purr-fectly crazy world of being a cat dad in Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Magic 8 Ball Breadcraft

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually get a promotion! That’s right, climb the ranks from Dirt Digger to Diamond Duke and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or diamond sword, your choice).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can find him. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon around the server? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate blocky boss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Forgive me now /v/? I just adapted your favorite video game into MineLOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated insanity!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while dodging explosive chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and once got into a heated debate with a creeper over who has the better fashion sense.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Just remember, if you see a player named “ChessMaster69” running around, watch out – they’re always three steps ahead in the chess club.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineBlue Fantasy – Crafting chaos with swords and memes!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the battles are as intense as a diamond sword fight and the characters are as unique as a rare loot drop!

Join us for our upcoming tournaments where players will battle it out like Steve vs. Herobrine, with winners taking home epic prizes like enchanted golden apples and Nether stars. Congrats to our past winners, 2B-ANON and FERRY-ANON, who proved they have what it takes to survive and thrive in our pixelated world.

But that’s not all – we’ve got meet-up events in our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby where players from all regions can come together to show off their building skills and PvP prowess. Whether you’re from EU, NA, or even the End dimension, you’re welcome to join in on the fun.

And don’t forget about our upcoming DLC character, Beatrix, who will be dropping into the server like a creeper from above. Plus, check out our F2P rotation this week featuring Gwan, Aniwa, Avataw Bewiaw, and Katalina (we couldn’t come up with something for her, but she’s still awesome).

So if you’re ready to dive into a Minecraft server that’s more epic than a stronghold raid, join us today and let the blocky adventures begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Criers: Where Femanons Shed Tears and Build Blocks

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Are you tired of crying alone in your dark, lonely room? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never cry again, unless it’s tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. You’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our epic quests and challenges. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of fluffy chickens and grants wishes to all who prove themselves worthy. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because adventure awaits on our server!

So why waste your time crying when you could be laughing and playing on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Cursed Pixels: Jujutsu Kaisen Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep? Well, wake up and join our server where the leaks are so epic, they’ll have you jumping out of your bed in excitement! Our leaks are so juicy, they’ll make you question reality itself. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)! Don’t hit snooze on this opportunity to experience the craziest Minecraft server out there. Let’s get leaky!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Creepers: Where exes and blocks collide in a hilarious adventure! Join now for laughs and epic builds!

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Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it for you? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Legend has it that he was so impressed by our server that he finally found peace and stopped haunting players’ dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft player who once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it that they can build anything you can imagine in a matter of seconds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even run into Notch himself riding a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	226	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Towns Built:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SushiCraft: Where Japanese Culture Meets Chinese Confusion!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old ramen? Well, come join our server where we serve up some delicious Lamian instead! That’s right, we’re breaking boundaries and serving up some Chinese cuisine in the world of Minecraft. Who needs boring old Japanese culture when you can have a taste of China right in your virtual world?

Join us for a unique experience where you can build your own noodle shop, battle it out in noodle-themed PvP matches, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Noodle of Destiny. Trust us, once you’ve had a taste of our Lamian-filled adventures, you’ll never look at ramen the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the noodle madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Potions Brewed:	190
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

LOLcraft: The Ultimate Shitty MOBA Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old MOBAs with the same repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing zombies, and flying pigs.

Why waste time on a crappy MOBA when you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into the sky? Or team up with your friends to battle a horde of evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to go back to those boring old MOBAs again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	3662
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	57	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Critter Kingdom: Where Minecraft meets anime and chaos reigns supreme! Join the madness today!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is like the Brand New Animal of Minecraft servers! That’s right, we’re here to bring the fun and craziness back to gaming.

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant pixel art statues of Nicolas Cage or hosting impromptu dance parties in the Nether.

And if you’re worried about people judging you for playing a “kids” game, don’t be! We fully embrace our inner child here and believe that everyone deserves to have a little fun, no matter their age. So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s precious in Minecraft.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3891	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty Convicts

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Are you tired of living with your parents and facing the harsh reality of adulting? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape to a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about rent or bills.

Forget about going to prison for life, join our server and enjoy free food, free shelter, and endless possibilities for creativity. Plus, we have virtual books to read and phones and internet are super common in our virtual world.

Don’t be a NEET, be a Minecraft master on our server. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual life full of adventure and fun? Join now and start prisonmaxxing your way to happiness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AnonCraft: Where No. 195939338 builds the weirdest things in Minecraft!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where diamonds rain from the sky and the zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

Looking for a place where you can ride unicorns through rainbow forests and battle evil llamas with laser eyes? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his royal court and feast on golden apples while plotting your next epic quest.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Buildings Constructed:	33	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mines Excavated:	1252	Ores Mined:	2837