Blocky Blue Balls | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Buildings Constructed:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of spending all your time mining for diamonds and not getting any action in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hookup spot for all your pixelated needs!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about going without sex again – our virtual world is filled with sexy avatars just waiting to get it on with you. From steamy hot tub parties to scandalous pixelated orgies, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why waste your time with boring old survival servers when you could be getting laid left and right in our virtual paradise? Join now and get ready to experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – just don’t forget to bring your pickaxe and your condoms!

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	601
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Animals Bred:	113
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Chimeras Created:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	938910
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8913
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	316	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3371	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2331	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Items Found:	8769	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Animals Bred:	80
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ores Mined:	8467	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CMC

border, Choice, Civilization, cmc, collaboration, Community, DOMINANCE, End.., Exploration, Friends, functioning society, limited resources, Nether, Overworld, Players, renewable resources, Reset, semi anarchy, small world, social experiment, Survival, Wonders

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Astral Projections Made:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Emeralds Found:	4301	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	135.148.137.95:25612
VERSION	1.21.4
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ

SIMPLE RULES

No Hacks
No Spam
No Dupes

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules.
Is spamming allowed?	No, spamming is not allowed on the server.
What happens if I duplicate items?	Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences.
Is the world size limited?	Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500.
Are resources renewable in the world?	No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world.