Blocky Bloodbath | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Falling into the Void:	0
Towns Built:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	221	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Potions Brewed:	95	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ores Mined:	3135

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Star Shards Collected:	278	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Emeralds Found:	6190
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crops Grown:	8372

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Potions Brewed:	194
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Emeralds Found:	8793
Potions Brewed:	155	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
View Trailer

About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Animals Bred:	32	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4181
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Votes:	2675	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

Players:	98/1000	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Void Armor Forged:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	1