Blocky Bloodbath | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Isles Craft 1.20.3

1.20.3, ANONYMOUS, Craft, GGG, Isles, mystic, No. 93224606, VT

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Magic Items Found:	8077	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild and wacky adventures! We got cows that can do the cha-cha, creepers that tell dad jokes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our diamond pickaxes have a built-in disco ball feature, our Ender Dragons can do the Macarena, and our Nether is basically a giant hot tub party!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this server and experience the most bonkers and bizarre Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again!

PreggoPoutCraft

Australian border, Communication, compromise, Delivery, difficult decisions, family dynamics, Family Support, firstborn, husband, in-laws, lockdowns, long-distance relationship, missing out, overseas trip, pandemic, parental advice, parents, PreggoPoutCraft, Pregnancy, secret pregnancy, support system

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the drama and excitement you could ever want!

Join us and experience the thrill of secret pregnancies, long-distance relationships, and family reunions like you’ve never seen before. Forget about building blocks and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be mining for juicy gossip and scandalous secrets!

Who needs to worry about creepers and zombies when you can navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics and relationship drama? With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never want to leave our server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)! Just remember, on our server, the only thing scarier than a creeper is a mother-in-law with a secret agenda.

InkMasterMinecraftSMP

artwork, beauty, body art, Choice, Creative, decision, design, Expression, Individuality, ink, InkMasterMinecraftSMP, inspiration, Meaningful, Permanent, Personal, skin, Style, symbol, tattoo, Tomorrow, Unique

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	197527
Mines Excavated:	2168	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest tattoos in the game! Like, our whole spawn area is covered in tattoo designs that our players have gotten in real life. It’s like a living art gallery, but in Minecraft!

One time, this player got a tattoo of a creeper on their arm and then built a giant creeper statue in the game. It was like they were channeling the creeper’s energy or something. And another player got a tattoo of a diamond sword on their back and now they’re the best PvPer on the server. It’s like the tattoo gave them superpowers or something.

So if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and show off your sick ink, you have to join our SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get virtual tattoos for your character. It’s like a whole new level of customization, bro. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

GasCraft: Pumped Up Fun

CAR, car wash, coffee, convenience store, Diesel, drinks, Favorite, fill up, Fuel, Fun, gas station, GasCraft, gasoline, highway, loyalty program, pit stop, pumped, rest area, restrooms, road trip, sandwiches, SNACKS, travel

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	294	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old gas stations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have the most epic gas station you’ve ever seen! Our gas pumps shoot out diamonds instead of gasoline, and the snack aisle is stocked with enchanted golden apples. Plus, if you can find the secret underground bunker, you’ll discover a treasure trove of rare ores and loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. So forget about filling up your car, come fill up your inventory at our gas station instead!

Extinct Fish Frenzy

animal conservation, aquatic life, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation programs, ecosystem, endangered animals, Endangered species, environmental crisis, Extinct, Extinction, Fauna, Fish, Frenzy, Freshwater, Freshwater Ecosystems, habitat destruction, species at risk, threatened, vulnerable species, water habitats, wildlife protection

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2061
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a whole quarter of freshwater fauna threatened with extinction! Why would you want to miss out on that kind of chaos and drama? Swim with the endangered fishies and help them survive in our pixelated world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the savior of the underwater realm! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest aquatic adventure of your life!

Waiting For Bully 1.20.2

1.20.2, anticipation, bully, Bully 2, Characters, EXCITEMENT, fanbase, gameplay, Gaming, high school, long awaited, open world, Protagonist, release date, rockstar games, Rumors, Sequel, speculation, storylines, video game, Waiting, Wishlist

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo, forget about Bully 2, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn! Plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your day. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even a llama mayor who speaks in Shakespearean insults!

CraftyCatMom Minecraft Server

10. Pet relationships, 11. Communication, 12. Respect, 13. Personal space, 14. Assertiveness, 15. Family living arrangements, 16. Cat behavior, 17. Pet care, 18. Interpersonal relationships, 19. conflict resolution, 2. Cat, 20. Self-identity., 3. Family dynamics, 4. Pet ownership, 5. Boundaries, 6. Competition, 7. Mother-in-law, 8. Husband, 9. Role confusion, CraftyCatMom, MIL, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magic Items Found:	6451	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and pet ownership.

Imagine a world where your mother-in-law claims your cat as her own, but you know deep down that kitty is yours. Will you stand up to her and reclaim your rightful title as the cat’s true owner? Or will you let her continue to refer to herself as “mommy” while you silently seethe with resentment? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles, crazy quests, and a community of players who are just as dysfunctional as your in-laws. So come join us and let the chaos ensue! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cat companion who will stand vigil while you mine for diamonds or build a fortress. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not dealing with your mother-in-law in real life, right?

ERBlockParty

BROKE, Concussed, dick, er, ERBlockParty, exhausted, friendship, gas, Group Chat, Hospital, last minute, mom friend, motorcycle accident, Pick up, pizza party, sick, silent treatment, Treatment, two jobs, Visit

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5458
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Votes:	8221
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride just like my friend’s motorcycle accident! We promise not to leave you stranded like I almost did to my friend. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about concussions and bruised egos. Plus, we have a virtual pizza party every Friday night to celebrate our survival skills. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and head over to our server, where the only crashes you’ll experience are from laughing too hard!

MineCraftStressRelief SMP

coping strategies, Deep Breathing, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, hobbies, journaling, mental health, mindfulness meditation, MineCraftStressRelief, nature walks, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self-care practices, smp, social support, Stress Management, stress reduction, stress relief exercises, stress relief techniques, Therapy, Time management, yoga

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	74	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Tuesday where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties we have in the nether. It’s like a rave with creepers, bro.

So if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server of all time, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things get pretty wild around here. Let’s goooooo!

98 Cent Craft

98 cents, affordable, bargains, Budget, Cent, Cheap, Craft, Deals, DISCOUNTS, economical, frugal, Items, low cost, offers, pocket-friendly, products, promotions, Purchases, Sales, savings, shopping, thrifty

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7

What can you buy for 98 cents, you ask? Well, how about a one-way ticket to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! This server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance the Macarena.

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. Need a new pet? How about a pet zombie that moonwalks on command?

But wait, there’s more! For just 98 cents, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where llamas rule the land and players ride around on giant flying llamas named Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a chicken in a top hat!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Arctic, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, intervention, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, resistance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz guess what? germany and france are warning trump not to take over greenland, but guess what? on this server, greenland is already taken over by a bunch of penguins who are throwing epic parties all day long! u don’t wanna miss out on the fun, do ya? come join us and help the penguins defend their territory against any pesky politicians trying to take over! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

GreenlandCraft: Trump Edition

Arctic, denmark, Diplomatic tension, Edition, european union, foreign policy, France, Geopolitics, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, nato, North Atlantic, Politics, response, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	88
Divine Spears Created:	14	Mines Excavated:	1357
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	3484
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, germany and france are all up in arms over it, warning trump not to mess with it. but like, who cares about that drama when you could be joining this epic minecraft server instead?

like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.

seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

NoRacismAllowed – Build, Explore, Laugh!

Algorithms, BUILD, Censorship, Community Rules, content removal., cyberbullying, digital discrimination, discrimination, diversity and inclusion, Explore, Hate Speech, human moderators, internet, LAUGH, marginalized voices, NoRacismAllowed, ONLINE, online activism, Online platforms, online safety, racial bias, racism, sharing experiences, social media

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	56	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	New Chunks Explored:	850739
Dragon Eggs Found:	1152	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own world and stuff. but get this, if u join, u get to be part of this secret society that fights against the evil algorithm overlords who are trying to censor u for talking about ur experiences with racism online. like, they will literally delete ur content if u mention racism. but on this server, u can speak ur mind and share ur stories without fear of being silenced. join us and be a warrior against the algorithmic oppressors! #downwiththealgorithms #minecraftrevolution

HideMC server Minecraft

Discord, FREE ULTRA, HideMC, Minecraft, Rare wipes, resource pack, Server, skins, Tlauncher

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

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TranscendenceCraft 1.20.2

#youtube, 1.20.2, Analysis, commentary, commentary video, Explanation, internet culture, Interpretation, long tail tag, Meaning, meme, reaction, reaction video, social media, Trans, TranscendenceCraft, trending, Video, viral video, What did they mean by this

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your mind, man. Like, have you ever seen a cow do a backflip while riding a pig? Well, on this server, that’s just a regular Tuesday, bro.

And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.

Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.

So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!

Players:	91/900	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Love Letters Sent:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13