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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, where we have flipped Pennsylvania upside down and the Democrats are planning on “fortifying” it like never before. Who knew politics could be so wild in the world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds. Yes, you heard that right, diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Konami Thread Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wacky Minecraft adventures! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, or try your luck at taming a wild llama with a top hat and monocle.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to ride a giant flying pig into battle against a hoard of evil villagers. Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring meetups on Balmung? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for outrageous events like the Ender Dragon Disco Party, where we dance the night away while battling the dragon. Or how about the Creeper Carnival, where we ride explosive rides and play explosive games (don’t worry, no one gets hurt… usually).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we host movie nights featuring only the finest Minecraft machinimas. And if you’re feeling adventurous, join our quest to find the legendary diamond sword hidden deep within the Nether realm.

So ditch the boring meetups on Balmung and join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you can have all the fun in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where players ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant mushrooms, and have epic dance parties with creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to watch out for the flying llamas and exploding sheep – they’re known to cause quite the ruckus!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PumpkinButter

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PumpkinButter, an SMP Java server with Geyser support for Bedrock players! We have recently updated to 1.20 and are opening our doors to new players! Our focus is on vanilla with some hand-picked plugins to enhance gameplay, including claims, ranks, jobs, heads database, chest shops, and mob catchers!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Taco Haven 2.0

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Welcome to Taco Haven 2.0!

It appears we got a bit too ambitions on our first run, so we grabbed a hammer and broke everything and started over. A complete rework has been done from things as simple as our MOTD, to our staffing and plugins.

On Taco Haven 2.0 we strive to make sure everyone feels included, welcome, and safe catering to wide variety of players and age groups. With our variety of plugins we are able to allow our players to build anything from a humble home to whole towns safe from griefing, where they can even setup shops of their own and sell to others and compete for the highest balance of the server. We also offer player maintained warps so getting to these player built towns is as simple as running a command.

so Join today and see what we are about!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Robots Read This Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of lonely nights in Minecraft? Well, fear not! Our server is so lit that even robots can’t resist wanting a Minecraft girlfriend! Join us for a chance to find love in the cubic world, where even the creepers are looking for a cuddle buddy. Don’t miss out on the chance to have a virtual romance with a redstone genius or a diamond-loving Enderman. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match among the pixels and blocks. Join now and let the love story begin!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minecraft SMP – Sonic the Hedgehog Fan Club

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, where we discuss ALL things Sonic the Hedgehog! Join us for the Dark Halloween Edition of our server, where we talk about everything from Sonic game trailers to crossover miniseries with DC.

But that’s not all – we also have Tails telling scary stories on his own YouTube channel, TailsTube! And don’t forget about our upcoming Sonic comic releases, including a Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special.

If you join our server, you’ll gain access to our extensive link compilation, milestone pastebin, game/mod recommendation spreadsheet, and even a Perfect System Collection. Plus, we have Sonic comic scans, a booru for all things Sonic, OC info, a cytube channel, and a Pixel World to explore.

So come on in and join the chaos – you won’t regret it! Previous players have had a blast, so why not join in on the fun? Who knows, you might even run into Sonic himself while exploring the server!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MoneyMC

Balanced Economy, Challenges, competitive, Custom Features, Economy, Engaging, Fun Environment, Hearts, in game, leaderboard, LifeSteal, new players, PvP, richest player, seasoned players, strategy, Survival, Trading, Unique, wealth

Money MC is a unique Lifesteal economy-based Minecraft server where survival meets strategy. Fight to stay alive by stealing hearts from other players, build your wealth through the in-game economy, and rise to the top of the leaderboard. With custom features, engaging challenges, and a balanced economy, Money MC offers a competitive yet fun environment for both seasoned and new players. Whether you’re focused on PvP, trading, or becoming the richest player, there’s always something exciting happening in the world of Money MC!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

mminecraft.org

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Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Boo-tiful Halloween Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the villagers are the DJs and the skeletons are the bouncers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin! Let’s ghooooooooo!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Buildings Constructed:	47
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minecraft SMP: Why Are Asian Girls Better Programmers Than YT Girls? It’s…CraftyCodeQueens

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the real drama is trying to figure out why Asian girls are better programmers than YT girls. It’s like God himself decided that chuds like us should only date Asians! So come join us for a wild ride filled with questionable dating advice and mind-boggling tech skills. Who knows, you might even find your perfect match while building the craziest redstone contraptions!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AudRealms

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AudRealms is a high-quality Minecraft Survival server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED!

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Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Have You Joined Our Minecraft Server?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where farting is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Imagine a world where every block you break releases a little toot into the air, adding a whole new level of immersion to your gameplay.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Farting Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that farts fireballs instead of breathing fire. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted gas mask to protect you from the noxious fumes of the Nether.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Farting Villager village, where the residents communicate entirely through flatulence. Trade with them for rare items like enchanted beans and stink bombs.

So come join us on our fart-tastic Minecraft server, where the only thing louder than the explosions is the sound of your own butt trumpeting in the wind.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	4649