Blocky Blissville | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of riding on a rainbow-colored llama while shooting fireballs out of a diamond-encrusted bow! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, from flying pigs to dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also famous for its legendary treasure hunts, where players have the chance to find hidden chests filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that give you the ability to turn into a block of cheese.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our infamous “Tower of Terror” challenge, where you must navigate through a maze filled with booby traps and evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the laughter and chaos begin!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1314	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Towns Built:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9094
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Void Armor Forged:	18
Votes:	5477	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Divine Spears Created:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Falling into the Void:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Potions Brewed:	89

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	399	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Void Gems Collected:	32

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ores Mined:	6607	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Star Shards Collected:	116

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magic Items Found:	7578
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Votes:	1661
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Enchantments Applied:	237	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3448
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Villages Defended:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Dragon Eggs Found:	7015	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ores Mined:	1163	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Runes Activated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!