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Ethereal Haven 1.20

amusement, ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, digital communication, Entertainment, Ethereal, funny, Haven, humor, internet culture, internet humor, JOKE, Laughing Out Loud, Laughter, lol, meme, message board, No. 275626449, online anonymity, online forum, social media, viral content

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Mines Excavated:	4840
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Hey bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise for gamers!

We got so many cool features like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow!

Plus, the admins are like magical wizards who grant wishes and turn griefers into fluffy bunnies.

So come on, join us and experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyTrumpLand

aid funding, alarm bells, CraftyTrumpLand, diplomatic relations, economic aid, foreign policy, FREEZE, geopolitical concerns, global impact, government assistance, humanitarian crisis, international aid, international assistance, international relations, political implications, thailand, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, US aid, us foreign policy

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Crops Grown:	4197
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

so like, u know how trump is like, freezing aid n stuff? well, on this server, we’re all about unfreezing the fun! come join us and help spread the word about thawing out those chilly donations. from thailand to ukraine, we’re making sure everyone gets their fair share of blocks and diamonds. plus, u might even run into a secret agent or two trying to stop us. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and chaos. so come on over and let’s melt some hearts (and maybe some ice too)!

⭐REDLINE⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ EVENTS server minecraft

Bosses, Events, grif, Minecraft, redline, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Potions Brewed:	149	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

The description of the server server “Redline Griff of the Bossy Event” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

cw.redlineminecraft.online:25747

Awakened Youth Haven 1.21

“Youth, Awakened, chemically, child welfare, children, controversial, Dems, eo, Gender Identity, government policy, Haven, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal, LGBTQ, Medical Ethics, mental health, sex change, Social Issues, sterilization, SUICIDE WATCH, Surgically, Transgender, Woke Ideology

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got some crazy new rules that are gonna blow your mind! Like, they straight up banned chemically sterilizing or giving “sex change” surgeries to kids. Dems are losing their minds over it, like seriously, they’re on suicide watch and stuff. So, if you wanna be part of a server that’s shaking things up and making people question reality, this is the place to be! Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos begin!

Mom’s Invasion Minecraft Server

anxiety, boundary issues, chronic insomnia, Communication Issues, depression, family dynamics, family intrusiveness, intrusive mother, Invasion, mental health, mental health struggles, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, overreaction, overstepping parents, Parent-child relationship, parental boundaries, personal boundaries, privacy invasion, psychologist appointment, Server, underreaction

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	288
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only uninvited guests are creepers, not your mother barging into your virtual house!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and boundary-pushing fun. Our server is the perfect escape from overstepping parents and intrusive visitors.

Imagine a world where your only worry is whether you’ve built the best pixelated castle or mined enough diamonds. No more cleaning up after unwanted guests or dealing with their OCD tendencies – unless, of course, you’re crafting a new potion in-game!

So come on over and join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that will make you forget all about real-life intrusions. Let’s build, mine, and explore together – without any unexpected visits from mom!

TaxCraft: No MIL Handouts

Birthday, business woman, CAR, Conflict, decision, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, family, Favor, finances, Handouts, House, insurance, Kindness, MIL, MONEY, mother-in-law, refund, relationship, Rent, tax return, TaxCraft, TAXES

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5138
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

So, get this – my wife and I hit the jackpot with our tax return this year. We’re talking more diamonds than you can mine in a lifetime! And now, we’re on a mission to find the perfect house and a swanky new ride. But here’s the catch – my mother-in-law is like a Minecraft mob boss, always expecting payment for everything.

My wife thinks we should fork over a chunk of our tax return to her, but I’m like, “No way, Jose!” I suggested we get her a fancy birthday present instead, but my wife wasn’t having it. She started calling me a villain with a heart as black as obsidian, but I’m just trying to keep our diamonds safe, you know?

So, long story short, if you want to escape the drama and mine your heart out in peace, join our server! We’ve got more treasure than a desert temple and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mother-in-law tax collectors – unless you count the villagers, but they’re a whole different story. So, come on over and let’s craft some epic memories together!

Putin’s Not Afraid MC

afraid, aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, fear, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, Support, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, Zelenskiy

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

LOL come join our Minecraft server where Zelenskiy and Trump are besties fighting off Putin together! Putin ain’t afraid of Europe but he sure is afraid of our epic builds and crazy PvP battles! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! Join now or Putin will steal all your diamonds and turn them into borscht!

Collabing Pippas 1.20.5

#youtube, 1.20.5, bad Pippa, collabing, collaboration, Content Creation, content creators, controversy, Drama, dual personalities, Entertainment, Good Pippa, influencers, internet, ONLINE, online presence, Personalities, Pippas, social media, trending, Video, viral, vloggers

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	166436	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Good Pippa is collabing with bad Pippa right now and it’s like the ultimate showdown of epic proportions! Like, who even knew there were two Pippas, let alone a good one and a bad one? It’s like a twisted Minecraft soap opera, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. Don’t miss out on this crazy drama-filled server, man! Join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes!

Hate2LoveCraft

acquired appreciation, acquired taste, adult likes, changing opinions, changing perspectives, Childhood, childhood dislikes, childhood memories, evolving tastes, favorite things, growing up, Hate2LoveCraft, maturing palate, Maturity, new perspective, Nostalgia, personal growth, preferences evolve, shifting preferences, tastes change

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ores Mined:	6433	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Remember that feeling of pure hatred when your mom made you eat broccoli as a kid? Well, imagine if that broccoli turned into a magical Minecraft server that you just can’t get enough of now! Join our server and watch as broccoli-themed mobs roam the land, challenging you to epic battles for the ultimate veggie supremacy. Who knew that something you once despised could bring so much joy and adventure? Come join us and rediscover your love for all things green and leafy!

Vaginal Births R Us

Australian study, BIRTHS, C-sections, Childbirth, Delivery, Healthcare, healthcare disparities, healthcare outcomes, healthcare providers, healthcare research, healthcare system, Interventions, low risk, low-risk women, maternity, medical care, obstetricians, private hospitals, public hospitals, Vaginal, vaginal births, Women

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Buildings Constructed:	32	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dragons Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, man! it’s like, the most insane place to be in the whole minecraft universe!

u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!

and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!

so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!

WorksAsIntended

Anarchy, april fools, Beta, BREAKING, Discord, exploits, infdev, Ip:, issues fixed, Java arguments, No Rules, official server version, proxy, server software, Snapshots, Updates, Vanilla, Vote, WorksAsIntended, world

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	150.136.8.41
Current Version	Beta 1.6
World Started	Infdev 20100327
Proxy	Betacraft proxy used
Java Arguments	Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments
Rules	No rules, no exploits patched, no 3rd party server software
Server Maintenance	Breaking the server is allowed, issues fixed as needed
Updates	Weekly updates decided by vote
Server Versions	Includes every official server version, snapshots, and april fools versions
Discord	https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Are there any rules on the server?

There are no rules on the server, players are allowed to break the server as needed and issues will be fixed accordingly.

2. How often are updates released?

Updates are released weekly and are decided by player vote.

3. Which Minecraft server versions does the server include?

The server includes every official server version, snapshots, and even april fools versions for variety.

Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

#venting, 1.20.5, Anonymity, better, Community, coping mechanisms, desuarchive, Ethereal, Haven, Inceldom, internet culture, Loneliness, mental health, moidnon, online forum, r9k, rejection, relationships, self reflection, social dynamics, solemn incel, support group, toxic masculinity

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Crops Grown:	5217
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Animals Bred:	36

Yo, bro, forget about being a solemn incel, come join our Minecraft server and let loose your inner craziness!

We’ve got creepers exploding like gender reveal parties, villagers trading like Wall Street brokers, and Endermen teleporting around like they’re late for a rave!

You’ll never be bored with all the chaos and madness happening on our server. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf to keep you company?

So ditch the incel life and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures that will make you question reality in the best way possible!

KingdomofScares

aita, Book, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, cousin, Decision making, family, Fiction, guidance, Horror, KingdomofScares, Maturity, parenting, reading, RESPONSIBILITY, Salem’s Lot, stephen king, TEENAGE, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the craziest of stories can come to life!

Join us and experience the thrill of being in charge of your cousin while your mom and aunt are away on a trip with their high school friends. Don’t let her play video games all day and make sure she eats her veggies – it’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Borrow a copy of Salem’s Lot and watch as chaos ensues when your aunt finds out. Who knew a book could cause such drama? Only on our server!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what other outrageous adventures await you?

NostalgiaCraft SMP – Bring Back Blockbuster!

blockbuster, BRING, bring back, Childhood, classic, come back, Discontinued, Favorite, longing, Memories, NostalgiaCraft, nostalgic, obsolete, old school, product, ReIssue, Retro, Revival, service, smp, vintage, wish, yearning

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Meteorites Collected:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? It’s like the Holy Grail of SMPs, but without the holy part, just the grail. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama wearing a top hat!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze while being chased by creepers. And every Sunday, we have a massive fireworks show where we spell out your username in the sky with TNT. It’s like a fireworks display on steroids, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of chicken warriors who protect our server from evil hackers. They wear tiny helmets and carry tiny swords, it’s the cutest thing ever. So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us or the llama will cry tears of sadness.

DopamineCraft

Brain, dopamine, DopamineCraft, endorphins, Exercise, Fish, Food, FRUITS, healthy, mental health, mood, Natural, nutrition, nuts, Seeds, serotonin, Sleep, sources, stress relief, VEGETABLES, well-being

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a dopamine rush like no other? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual dopamine factory, pumping out good vibes and excitement 24/7.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow-colored llamas into battle, and building your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with friendly creepers and party with the Ender Dragon.

So if you’re looking for the best healthy source of dopamine, look no further than our insane Minecraft server. Trust us, your brain will thank you for it!

Players:	97/600	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Votes:	7445	Mines Excavated:	1362
Magic Items Found:	6109	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5