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Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a magical potion that cures bladder cancer with an 88% success rate and zero side effects. That’s right, folks. Not only will you have a blast playing on our server, but you might just walk away with a clean bill of health too!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. See you on the other side, my friends!

GreenlandCraft: Trump Troop Trouble

Alliance, Arctic, Countries, Defense, deployment, donald trump, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, intervention, Military, military presence, nato, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, Threats, troop, Troops, Trouble, trump

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, there’s this crazy story about how nato countries are, like, sending troops to greenland because donald trump is, like, threatening them or something. but, like, don’t worry, because on this server, you can, like, build your own army of minecraft warriors and, like, protect greenland from any crazy threats. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can, like, hide from the nato troops and, like, plan your epic attack. so, like, join now and be a part of this insane adventure!

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SkyLegs CrutchCraft

ability to fly, Alternate Reality, atrophied legs, CrutchCraft, crutches, disabled superheroes, fantasy world, flying abilities, flying humans, future technology, genetic enhancements, genetic evolution, genetic mutation, human anatomy, mobility aids, physical disabilities, physical limitations, science fiction, SkyLegs, speculative fiction, superhuman abilities, Unique abilities

have u ever wanted to fly like a majestic bird but then realized ur legs would turn into noodles? well, fear not my friend, cuz on this server, u can fly all u want without worrying about ur legs turning to mush! join us and experience the joy of soaring through the skies while ur legs chill out and do nothing. plus, we have a secret underground society of flying penguins who will teach u their ways if u bring them fish. so come on down and let’s fly high together!

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COVID Brain Crafters

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain health, brain patterns, cognitive function, cognitive tasks, covid, covid recovery, Covid-19, Crafters, distinct, health, long-term impacts, neurological effects, neurology, neuroscience, older adults, patterns, Recovery, research, study, young adults

so, like, u know how sometimes u feel like ur brain is all messed up and u can’t think straight? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we embrace that brain damage vibe! join us and experience the most mind-boggling adventures ever!
our players are so smart, they make einstein look like a potato. seriously, we’ve got brainiacs who can build entire cities in a day and solve complex puzzles with their eyes closed. plus, our community is so supportive, they’ll help u out even if u can’t remember how to craft a pickaxe.

but wait, there’s more! on our server, u might even unlock hidden brain powers that will make u feel like a superhero. imagine being able to teleport across the map or summon a dragon to do ur bidding. it’s all possible on this wacky minecraft server.

so, what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s get ur brain all scrambled up in the best way possible! who needs normal brain activity when u can have a blast with us?

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Andysmp

advertisement, alt accounts, bedrock, BOOSTING, bugs, chat flood, common sense, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hacks, item redistribution, java, Minecraft, Server, smp, soft hacks, Spam, Survival, Toxicity, Vanilla

AndySMP is a Minecraft server that you can play it on both java and bedrock. Things you can do: 1. Play the SMP Rules: 1. Any sort of unfair advantage such as hacks are not allowed [7d Ban]

2. Excessive toxicity is not allowed. [1d mute]

3. Do not advertise other servers. [1d Mute]

4. Chat flood/spamming is not allowed. [2h Mute]

5. Exploiting bugs are not allowed. [1d – PERM]

6. Using an alt to evade your punishment is not allowed. [IP BAN]

7. Using more then 3 alt accounts to boost your main account is not allowed. [IP BAN]

8. Use common sense as like respecting other players as we cannot list every rule but it is still punishable. 9. Soft Hacks 7 days (fancy chat, autoclicking, etc.) 10. No destroying or stashing one of a kind items (get the item taken away from you / redistributed into the economy)

23.227.165.139

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Dream Travelet

Custom Recipes, custom synthesis, Dream Travelet, Minecraft, Play, power generation, Redstones, Survival Games, survival server, Towny, Whitelist

A power generation server, with no limit on redstones, and has various interesting custom synthesis. Everyone is welcome to visit. “A survival server with no redstone limits, featuring various fun custom recipes. Everyone is welcome to come and play!”

cn.starrydream.top

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Star Pathways 1.21.2

1.21.2, Celeb Thread, celebrity breakups, celebrity drama, celebrity exclusives, celebrity fashion, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity interviews, celebrity news, Celebrity relationships, celebrity rumors, celebrity scandals, celebrity sightings, celebrity updates, entertainment news, gossip, Hollywood, paparazzi, pathways, red carpet, star, Sunrise Edition

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where llamas wear sunglasses and ride around in hot air balloons, where zombies breakdance instead of attacking you, and where diamonds are actually made of cheese!
Join our server for a totally trippy experience that will have you questioning reality and laughing your blocky butt off. We’ve got rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs with jetpacks, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave. It’s like stepping into a wacky Wonderland filled with pixelated wonders and endless possibilities. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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WeddingCraft – Sorry, No Date Changes!

accusations, back on good terms, bad blood, Boundaries, Controlling, date, Deposit, domestic vacation, fiancé’s best friend, flight plans, friends’ opinions, group settings, Healthcare, insecure, Invitations, limited vacation time, losing deposit, romantic inklings, strategic date, vacation, Venue, wedding date, WeddingCraft

Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own wedding drama like never before!
Picture this: You and your fiancé have been together for what feels like a century, finally deciding to tie the knot. But wait, here comes the plot twist – your fiancé’s best friend is throwing a fit because she can’t make it to the wedding due to a vacation. Will you change the date to accommodate her, or will you stand your ground and keep the date that fits perfectly into your limited vacation time? The choice is yours!

Join our server for a chance to experience all the wedding drama without any of the real-life consequences. Will you be the controlling bridezilla who refuses to change the date, or the accommodating sweetheart who bends over backwards for a friend? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the wedding drama unfold in the most outrageous ways possible!

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CraftyQuotesMC

classic games, classic video games, CraftyQuotesMC, famous quotes, famous video games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming quotes, iconic quotes, iconic video games, memorable quotes, nostalgic games, popular video games, recognizable games, Video game culture, video game quotes, video games

What game is so iconic that you can just shout “Creeper, aw man!” and everyone knows exactly what you’re talking about? That’s right, it’s our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, diamond-hungry zombies, and a never-ending quest for the perfect blocky castle.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of diamonds. Legend has it, they built a towering diamond castle that could be seen from miles away. But beware, for every diamond block placed, a sneaky Enderman would come and steal it away!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King. If you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you access to a secret realm filled with rare loot and enchanted weapons. And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, the Mischievous Chicken. Rumor has it, he once turned an entire village into chickens just for laughs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, danger, and endless possibilities. Just remember, in this world, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of angry skeletons!

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KurskCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, anniversary celebration, commemoration, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, Military, Minecraft, ongoing, peace talks, Political, russia, Server, six months, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

lol come join our minecraft server where we celebrate the 6-month anniversary of ukraine’s kursk incursion!! we have epic battles and crazy adventures just like in the real world (but with blocky graphics lol). build your own base and defend it from invaders, just like ukraine did in kursk (but with creepers instead of tanks). join us for a day of fun and chaos, because why not?? we’re still there, just like ukraine, so come join the madness!!

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Redstone Rumble: 1,500 Lost Troops

Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, daily losses, Defense, Losses, Lost, Manpower, Military, military capability, Redstone, Replacement, replenishment, Rumble, russia, SECURITY, strategy, troop levels, Troops, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle like russia losing 1,500 troops a day for 3 months straight. it’s a total war zone out here, but don’t worry, we have unlimited respawns so you can keep fighting non-stop. the chaos never ends on our server, just like russia’s troop losses. plus, we have the most epic loot and rewards for those brave enough to join the fight. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

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Metrotanium

Anarchy, Bukkit, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, mmorpg, Modded, offline mode, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Spigot, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Geopolitics Conflict Towny Vanilla Custom Map Survival Step into the world of Metrotanium and rise to be the greatest! Become the leader of a vast empire, or control the economy. You control your own destiny

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/TzWCwcDQ2x

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Survival without wipes and donates | 1000 Achovka server minecraft

1000 Achovka, Active, Adventure, Chestshop, Community, donates, Economy, Events, Friendly, Land claiming, Minecraft, No Wipes, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

server “Survival without wipes and donates of 1000 aces” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
mr.8irp.vanillaboxmc.ru

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Mystic Dream Realm 1.21

10. unnoticed videos, 11. low subscriber count, 12. minimal views, 13. Lack of support, 14. unwatched content, 15. unnoticed videos, 16. struggling channel, 17. low engagement, 18. minimal followers, 19. unpopular videos, 2. low viewership, 20. unnoticed creator, 3. unpopular content, 4. lack of engagement, 5. unnoticed creator, 6. overlooked channel, 7. struggling creator, 8. minimal viewers, 9. audience disinterest, dream, lack of viewership, mystic, Realm

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a parallel universe where llamas wear top hats and dance the Macarena.
I heard they have a secret underground disco made entirely of diamond blocks, where the creepers bust out their sick moves.

And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot.

So, like, why are you still reading this? Go join the server and let the craziness begin!

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CraftyCareer Minecraft Server

Availability, Balancing, business development, busy, career, Communication, CraftyCareer, Friends, friendship, growth, Minecraft, MONEY, neglecting, networking events, Priorities, professional relationships, prospect clients, selfish, Server, Support, Understanding, work

Are you tired of friends who just don’t understand your hustle? Do you want a place where your passion for business development is not only accepted but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!
Join us for a world where networking events involve building bridges (literally) and prospecting clients means mining for diamonds. Our professional relationships are built on a foundation of cobblestone and teamwork.

Say goodbye to friends who don’t support your career goals and hello to a community that understands the grind. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who appreciate your dedication to success?

So come on over to our server and show Sarah that you’re not choosing money over people, you’re choosing a blocky paradise where your ambitions are valued. Don’t be the asshole, be the diamond in the rough on our server!

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MediPickupMadness

Assistance, Boundaries, Communication, coworker, Favors, friendship, guilt tripping, Help, medication, MediPickupMadness, responsibilities, Support, withdrawals, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a hero? Join our server and become the ultimate medication delivery person for your co-worker in need! Forget about building epic structures or battling monsters, your main mission is to pick up prescriptions for your struggling colleague. Will you be able to handle the pressure of being the go-to medication hero, or will you crumble under the guilt-tripping and constant requests? Join now and find out if you have what it takes to be the savior of the pharmacy world!

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