Blocky Bizarre Jojo

Adventure, Anime, attempted rape, BIZARRE, blocky, controversial, dark humor, greatest shit, iconic, INTENSE, jerking off, jojo, jojo’s bizarre adventure, Manga, Orangutan, retarded, sincerity, smoking, strength, surreal, thirteen year old

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the orangutans are wild and the adventures are even wilder! Join us for a chance to witness the infamous smoking, jerking off, and attempted rape orangutan in action. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server? It’s either the greatest shit you’ve ever seen or the most retarded – you’ll have to join to find out! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	123
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Alien Abductions:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	1130	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Villages Defended:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	6080

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Potions Brewed:	106	Dragon Eggs Found:	3582
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	738
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4978
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	903689	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.