Blocky Bizarre Jojo

Adventure, Anime, attempted rape, BIZARRE, blocky, controversial, dark humor, greatest shit, iconic, INTENSE, jerking off, jojo, jojo’s bizarre adventure, Manga, Orangutan, retarded, sincerity, smoking, strength, surreal, thirteen year old

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the orangutans are wild and the adventures are even wilder! Join us for a chance to witness the infamous smoking, jerking off, and attempted rape orangutan in action. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server? It’s either the greatest shit you’ve ever seen or the most retarded – you’ll have to join to find out! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	203
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Emeralds Found:	3097	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Mines Excavated:	1857	Star Shards Collected:	62
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7124	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8889
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magic Items Found:	5484
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.