Blocky Bizarre Jojo

Adventure, Anime, attempted rape, BIZARRE, blocky, controversial, dark humor, greatest shit, iconic, INTENSE, jerking off, jojo, jojo’s bizarre adventure, Manga, Orangutan, retarded, sincerity, smoking, strength, surreal, thirteen year old

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the orangutans are wild and the adventures are even wilder! Join us for a chance to witness the infamous smoking, jerking off, and attempted rape orangutan in action. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server? It’s either the greatest shit you’ve ever seen or the most retarded – you’ll have to join to find out! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	4698
Buildings Constructed:	38	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ores Mined:	7285
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4590
Divine Spears Created:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	306451
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	660019
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Potions Brewed:	168
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7222	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7694	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dimension Hops:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Chimeras Created:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1030
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	1372
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.