Welcome to our Minecraft server where the orangutans are wild and the adventures are even wilder! Join us for a chance to witness the infamous smoking, jerking off, and attempted rape orangutan in action. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server? It’s either the greatest shit you’ve ever seen or the most retarded – you’ll have to join to find out! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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