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DawnCraft Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Chat, Communication, Community, Conversation, DawnCraft, discussion, early morning, ENGAGEMENT, forum, forum thread, good morning, greetings, Interaction, internet, Kids, morning chat, morning routine, ONLINE, Realms, social media, start of the day, where this goes

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9747
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	170
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Hey kids, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos, madness, and pure insanity!

We’ve got exploding sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds.

Don’t miss out on the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BestManBail Minecraft Server

awkward, best man, BestManBail, brother, choose, Clear Mind, dramatic, EMBARRASSMENT, friendship, Humiliation, immature, inseparable, JOKE, messages, Minecraft, overreacted, Protective, Public, reception, Server, Speech, split family, Wedding

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the groom in this wild wedding story, you’ll have to choose between your best friend and your fiancée (hopefully not at your own wedding though). Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, awkward speeches, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our server for all the drama you could ever want? See you there, drama llamas!

SpeedyCraft: Walk of Shame

Acting, aita, Commute, Confused, Dance, exhausted, Fast, fully vaccinated, groceries, hurt, husband, left out, Mall, out of place, outing, puppy, quality time, shame, singing, socialization, SpeedyCraft, theater teacher, Training, walk

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8805
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of keeping up with your husband and a new puppy? Look no further! Join our server for some epic adventures and hilarious mishaps just like this Reddit post.

Imagine trying to navigate through a virtual world with your husband sprinting ahead and leaving you in the dust. Will you be able to catch up and make it home in time for dinner? Or will you be stuck wandering around aimlessly, feeling like you’re always one step behind?

With our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to keep up with a fast-walking husband while also tending to your virtual puppy in a sling bag. Will you be able to juggle it all and still have time to train your puppy to sit and lay down in the game?

Join now for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of trying to balance work, family time, and virtual adventures all at once. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between following your husband’s usual route or taking a detour by the waterside promenade – the choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the madness of virtual family time!

EUcraft: Brexit Edition

brexit, Edition, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European Council, European Court of Justice, European Economic Area, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, Government, international relations, opinion, Politics, referendum, SOVEREIGNTY, trade agreements, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the EU – full of diverse players coming together to build something amazing! Join us and experience the chaos of Brexit all over again as we debate whether the UK should rejoin the European Union. Will you be a Remainer or a Leaver? Only time will tell on our crazy server! Plus, rumor has it that Her Majesty the Queen herself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting noobs. So come join us for a wild ride of politics, building, and royal shenanigans!

BlockOps: Afghan AsylumDenied

000, 2.., Afghan, Afghan commandos, Afghanistan, asylum claims, asylum seekers, AsylumDenied, blocked, BlockOps, confirms, credible, Defense, Government, immigration, Military, Ministry of Defense, mod, News, Refugees, SECURITY, special forces, Special Operations, uk

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even the Special Forces are trying to block it! That’s right, our server is so badass that even 2,000 Afghan commandos tried to claim asylum just to be a part of it.

We’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you at every turn. Dive into dungeons filled with creepers and zombies, build the most insane structures you can imagine, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. And don’t even get me started on our custom mods and plugins – they’ll blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of Minecraft!

RoboBee Buzz: Pollination Station

#1, #sustainability, 000 seconds, agriculture, Artificial Intelligence, artificial pollination, Buzz, Engineering, environmental impact, Fly, future technology, innovation, longer flight time, mit, pollination, pollination robots, real pollinators, researchers, RoboBee, robotic insects, robotics, Science, Station, Technology, tiny robots

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	3127	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Yo, dis server be like them MIT researchers on crack, yo! We got robotic insects up in here that be pollinatin’ like nobody’s business. These tiny robots be flyin’ for over 1,000 seconds, like damn! That’s 100 times longer than before, yo!

Join dis server if you wanna see some crazy robotic insects doin’ their thang. Ain’t no regular Minecraft server, we got some next level shiz goin’ on up in here. Come join the madness and witness the pollination revolution, yo!

Mystic Crafted Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abilities, abilities inventory, aptitudes, areas of expertise, capabilities, competencies, crafted, Expertise, FORTE, Gifts, KNACK™, Mastery, mystic, proficiency, prowess, Realms, Skills, skills assessment, specializations, Strengths, strengths identification, strong suits, Talents, talents evaluation

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Farms Harvested:	459
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Bro, if you wanna find out what she’s good at, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP!

I heard she’s the queen of building pixelated castles that will make your brain explode with creativity.

And don’t even get me started on her redstone skills – she can make contraptions that will blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Plus, rumor has it she’s a PvP master, so if you wanna test your skills against the best, this is the place to be.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if she’s good at everything or just Minecraft – either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

Pixelated Fuzzy Dreamrealm

Avatar Resources, Downloads, dreamrealm, Drinking Night, event hosting, Events, Furry, fursuiting, Fuzzy, Gatekeeper Edition, guides, Multiplayer Night, Newbies, pixelated, pool tournament, QoTT, Real Furiends, Resources, Snooker, Virtual Fursuiting, virtual reality

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Welcome to /vrfg/ – Virtual Reality Furry General #689! Join us for some virtual fursuiting and make real furiends in our crazy world! Get your avatar resources, guides, and other stuff you NEED if you’re new. Take part in our upcoming events like Drinking Night on Fridays, Multiplayer Night on Saturdays, and Snooker casual / Pool Tournament on Sundays. Have an event you want to host? Post about it and find like-minded furanons to join in the fun! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now! OP template pastebin: https://pastebin.com/raw/JyWiW1pK. Let’s get wild in this virtual furry world! #GatekeeperEdition #Craziness #Furiends #JoinUs

DivorceCraft: Family Splitter

adhd, Affair, Affection, Bipolar, borderline personality disorder, children, criticism, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Effort, Emotional distance, family, husband, Kindness, love, Marriage, Needs, self employed, splitter, tummy tuck, wealth

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	252205	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Join us for a fun and exciting adventure in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

Are you tired of dealing with cheating husbands and emotional rollercoasters? Well, on our server, the only affair you’ll have to worry about is the one between you and your diamond pickaxe! No more tummy tucks or sleepless nights with babies – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

Join us and leave behind the stress of self-employment and relationship woes. Build your wealth and create a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your in-game husband starts acting up, just block him – literally!

So come on down to our server and let loose with some crazy adventures and wild escapades. Who needs a real-life husband when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s mine, build, and craft our way to happiness – one block at a time!

EuroCraft: Defend Ukraine Minecraft Server

Commitment, Conflict, Crisis, DEFEND, Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, French, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Minister, Politics, Server, solidarity, Statement, Support, Ukraine, Unity, Valls

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	4898	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, the french minister Valls said so. he was all like, “Europe must more than ever before defend Ukraine,” and we were like, “yeah, let’s defend Ukraine in Minecraft, bro!”

join our server and help defend Ukraine from, like, evil creepers and stuff. we have, like, epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, our community is, like, super cool and friendly. you won’t find a better group of players anywhere else.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the fight for Ukraine! let’s show those creepers who’s boss, dude!

CraftyCreeperz: UNRWA Scandal

Accountability, aid, Conflict, Corruption, CraftyCreeperz, funding, gaza, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, investigation, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, Recordings, Report, Reveal, scandal, Terrorism, transparency, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Animals Bred:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasures that will blow ur mind! we even got a secret society of llamas who run the show, and they throw the wildest parties in all of minecraft land. u gotta be in it to win it, cuz only the bravest players can survive the epic challenges and quests we got lined up. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might just uncover the lost city of Atlantis. so what u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started! #llamalove #minecraftmadness #atlantisadventures

ChlorineCraft – Cancer-Free Zone

Bladder cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, CancerFree, carcinogens, chlorine disinfection, chlorine levels, ChlorineCraft, colorectal cancer, drinking water, environmental health, EU, health risks, public health, study, US, Water chlorination, water contamination, water disinfection, water quality, water safety, water treatment, Zone

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	172
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

yo, u ever been playin’ minecraft and think “damn, i wish i could join a server that’s so lit it’ll give me bladder cancer”? well, do i have the server for u! our water chlorination levels are off the charts, makin’ sure u get that extra kick of cancer risk while u mine and craft. join now and watch ur bladder cancer risk increase by 33% and colorectal cancer by 15%! who needs health when u can have a minecraft server this wild? come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, guaranteed to leave u questioning ur life choices. #minecraftgoals #canceriskfun #joinusnow

Mystic Femme Fatale 1.21

age, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty industry, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, empowerment, fatale, Femininity, femme, Gender Roles, incel problem, makeup, mystic, natural beauty., Perception, self esteem, social constructs, society, Stereotypes, ugliness, Women

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Buildings Constructed:	44
Magic Items Found:	1819	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2324	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Join our Minecraft server where we ban make up to reveal the true beauty of players! No more hiding behind layers of foundation and mascara, show the world your true self! Imagine a world where everyone looks like literal potatoes, but with swords and pickaxes. No more fake beauty, only raw ugliness. Embrace your inner femcel and join us in a world where the only thing that matters is how well you can mine diamonds. Say goodbye to incels and hello to a server where everyone is equally unattractive without make up. It’s time to face the reality of your true appearance in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CraftyWorldOrder

alliances, CraftyWorldOrder, Diplomacy, DISMANTLING, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, global governance, Global influence, global politics, historical impact, International cooperation, international relations, multilateralism, post-war era, power dynamics, superpower status, unilateral actions, united states, US, World Order, WWII

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where the US dismantling the world order is just a funny joke told by a group of chickens.

Instead of worrying about geopolitics, you can focus on building epic structures, battling dragons, and forming alliances with fellow players. Who needs a world order when you can create your own rules in our server?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on world leaders. So by joining, you could be inadvertently shaping the future of global politics. No pressure though! Just come have fun and enjoy the madness.

SurrenderCraft: RussianFinesYT

#youtube, clip, controversy, digital platform, Fine, fines, GOOGLE, Government, Instructions, international law, Military, News, penalty, russia, Russian troops, RussianFinesYT, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, TASS, Telling, Video, VIOLATION

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach russian troops how to surrender like pros! we got youtube clips on how to wave the white flag like a boss. russia even fined google for our sick tutorials, that’s how good they are! join now and learn how to give up in style, comrade!

Players:	99/100	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1157	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Villages Defended:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dimension Hops:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3