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Players: 107/600 Votes: 7655
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Alien Abductions: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes? Look no further, because our server is the craziest shit you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as players ride llamas into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with skeletons. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where players can party with villagers and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, whose wool is worth more than all the diamonds in the world.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most ridiculous, absurd, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

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  • VAllure Haven 1.21

    VAllure Haven 1.21
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 2494
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 15 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Zombie Dances: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2364
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

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  • BabyBlockBungle

    BabyBlockBungle
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 8869
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 313
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

    So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

    AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 1009
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Animals Bred: 33

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

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  • SinCraft: Reddit Edition

    SinCraft: Reddit Edition
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 1255
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 83 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Star Shards Collected: 83 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

    Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

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  • Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

    Leash-Carrying Doggos Server
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 583
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

    But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

    Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 7357
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Runes Activated: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

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  • R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

    R9k Community Craft 1.20.1
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 6515
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 70 Ores Mined: 744
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

    We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

    Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

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  • GuantanamoCraft SMP

    GuantanamoCraft SMP
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 4713
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Ores Mined: 5207
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Mines Excavated: 4383
    Farms Harvested: 479 Runes Activated: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

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  • MineCraftMatchmaker

    MineCraftMatchmaker
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 3937
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

    Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

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  • UkrainianLandWars

    UkrainianLandWars
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 4893
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 85 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

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  • Skinny Talent Server

    Skinny Talent Server
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 6136
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 95
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

    we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

    if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

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  • Bowels of Doom Server

    Bowels of Doom Server
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 2927
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 397476 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

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  • Meteor Madness 1.20.2

    Meteor Madness 1.20.2
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 426
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Potions Brewed: 77
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

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    Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

    I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

    Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 1138
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyQualities

    CraftyQualities
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 434
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 292
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

    We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

    So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

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