Blocky Bitches and Creepers

Bitches, blocky, Censorship, CHANGE, controversial, could not be made today, CREEPERS, culture, Development, Evolution, fucking, Game, History, HOLY, Impact, inappropriate, Industry, offensive, Outdated, Reflection, Shit, societal norms, video game

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes? Look no further, because our server is the craziest shit you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as players ride llamas into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with skeletons. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where players can party with villagers and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, whose wool is worth more than all the diamonds in the world.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most ridiculous, absurd, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2741	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Secret Passages Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7427
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Zombie Dances:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Votes:	6715	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Votes:	3719
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7948
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Towns Built:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	91

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Farms Harvested:	993
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Void Gems Collected:	27
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	6886
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Farms Harvested:	216
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6924
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magic Items Found:	2228	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	5816
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!