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Playing in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version of the server minecraft

Auto, banner, come in, description, Game, height, Kalmara 2, Lazy, Minecraft, Playing, Server, Version, width

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	701017	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

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185.17.0.21:25551

Everwild

Bed.., Community, Difficulty, Discord, Events, Everwild, experienced players, Explore, INCLUSIVE, Mature Players, mod, multiplayer, new zealand, Oceanic, respectful, sleep warp, smp, Survival, Updates, weekly events

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4694
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Everwild Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No resets
Hard difficulty, grab a bed from the boat
Sleep warp mod
Armor poser, mob and player heads, Mini-blocks
Fire spread is on
Free forever
Inclusive community
Weekly events hosted by staff or community

Join Our Discord

https://discord.gg/TnBMUCGxn4

Requirements

You Need to Be
21+
Oceanic or can play with high ping
Respectful to other players
Able to be part of a community and do your own thing

If you join the Discord, please leave your Minecraft username in the new player channel so we can add you to the whitelist.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join if I’m under 21?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Are there any in-game mods/plugins?

A: Yes, the server has various mods and plugins such as sleep warp, armor poser, and more.

Q: Is the server free to play on?

A: Yes, the server is free to play on and will remain free forever.

Q: How often are events hosted?

A: Weekly events are hosted by staff or the community for all players to enjoy.

Wren’s Sanctuary 1.21.3

1.21.3, ai, animated character, animated series, artist, Character, Female Protagonist, galaxy far far away, Graffiti, mandalore, Mandalorian, rebel, rebel alliance, Rebellion, rebellion leader, sabine wren, Sanctuary, Space, Star Wars, strong female character, Video, warrior, Wrens

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Star Shards Collected:	50
Secret Passages Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Yo, listen up, gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Why? Well, get this, they got a Sabine Wren AI video that will blow your mind! Imagine playing Minecraft while being guided by a badass rebel artist from Star Wars! It’s like having a virtual companion who’s ready to kick some blocky butt with you! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let the chaos begin!

BroSisCraftWeddingWoops

acceptance, awkward, Boundaries, BroSisCraftWeddingWoops, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Drama, family, Girlfriend, guest list, invite, personal day, perspective, relationship, Respect, Tension, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Animals Bred:	25

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any interruptions.

Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!

QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE

Alternative, blackout, Community, consequences, contingency plan, Crisis, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Grid, Impact, new england, Northeast, NoSuperBowl4NE, power outage, preparedness, québec, QuebecPowerOutage, resilience, response, super bowl, Usa

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4772	Runes Activated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of living in constant fear of Quebec cutting off your electricity and ruining your Super Bowl plans? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with generators powered by unicorn farts! That’s right, never miss another touchdown again!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.

So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?

Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Buildings Constructed:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mines Excavated:	2295	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Falling into the Void:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Mines Excavated:	3894	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Dragon Eggs Found:	8538
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Void Gems Collected:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	240	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	3

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4538
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	59

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

Canada, Canadian perspective, CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, foreign relations, global market, government policies, import/export, international relations, international trade, North America, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs impact, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!

Players:	107/500	Votes:	1364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19