Blocky Bias Speedway | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2465	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, dis server be like da craziest rollercoaster ride of yo lyfe! We got speed like Sonic on crack and risk perception dat will blow yo mind!

Imagine dis, you walk into a forest and suddenly, BOOM! A giant creeper pops outta nowhere and you gotta think fast or you gonna get blown to bits! And don’t even get me started on da dragons dat be lurking around every corner, ready to snatch yo booty!

But don’t worry, we gotcha covered with our special potion dat enhances yo perception skills to da max! You gonna be dodging arrows like a ninja and outsmarting dem mobs like a boss!

So come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where da only thing crazier dan da mobs is da players themselves! Trust me, you ain’t never gonna wanna leave once you step foot in dis insane world of Minecraft madness!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9404	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Towns Built:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

Canada, Canadian perspective, CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, foreign relations, global market, government policies, import/export, international relations, international trade, North America, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs impact, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!

TariffCraft: Trade Wars & Retaliations

Canada, China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign trade, global economy, Import Taxes, international relations, market volatility, mexico, political decisions, protectionism, Retaliations, retaliatory actions., TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Wars

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even trump is tryna get in on the action! he heard about all the crazy builds and epic pvp battles and was like “i gotta get me some of that!” but then he got distracted by a shiny button and accidentally started a trade war with mexico, canada, and china. now they’re all like “we’ll show u, trump!” and he’s like “oops, my bad.” but anyway, forget all that drama and come join us for some minecraft fun! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow glitter. plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbows out of their butt. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Perception Speed Craft

biases, cognitive biases, cognitive development., cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, Craft, Decision making, individual differences, information arrangement, information organization, information presentation, information processing, information processing speed, Perception, perception biases, perception patterns, perception research, perception tendencies, psychological research, risk assessment, risk management, risk perception, SPEED

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally insane, man. like, ur speed of risk perception will be off da charts, u gonna be dodging creepers left and right like a ninja.

also, did u know dat different peeps have biases in different directions for perception? like, some peeps see zombies as cuddly teddy bears, while others see ’em as brain-eating monsters. it’s wild, man.

so come join dis server and see how ur perception skills stack up. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t dat a deal u can’t pass up? come on, what u waiting for? let’s get crazy in dis minecraft world!

Everdusk

Adventure, armor, Buffs, BUILD, Collectibles, Community, Currency, Custom Tools, Events, Everdusk, exclusive, Friends, invite rewards, limited time, Loot, love, Player Run Economy, Rewards, smp, Survival, Trading, Utilities, Valentines

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Everdusk Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Everdusk
Event	Valentine’s Void Vault
Features
Discord	https://discord.gg/uXys7V749z
Server IP	Play.Everdusk.Co

FAQs

Q: How do I participate in the Valentine’s Void Vault event?

A: You can participate in the event by logging into the Everdusk server during the Valentine’s season and unlocking the exclusive rewards in the Vault.

Q: Can I earn premium currency without paying?

A: Yes! You can earn “Evercoins” through gameplay without having to pay, allowing you to access premium features such as Ranks and Crate Keys.

Q: How does the Player-Run Economy work?

A: Players can compete to become the richest or build a trading empire by buying and selling items within the game.

Q: What are the benefits of Custom Tools, Armor & Utilities?

A: Custom enhancements can help level up your adventure by providing powerful tools, armor, and utilities to aid you in your journey.

Q: How can I get free Crate Keys through Invite Rewards?

A: By inviting friends to join the Everdusk server, you can receive free Crate Keys as a reward for bringing new players to the community.

Eternal Coco’s Legacy 1.21

animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Coco, Coco died for nothing, Coco’s story, cocos, cruelty free, died, ETERNAL, Grief, Heartbreaking, injustice, justice for Coco, Legacy, Loss, Nothing, preventable tragedy, senseless loss, tragic death, tragic event, tragic loss, unnecessary death

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3445
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, okay? Like, forget about all those boring servers out there, this one is where it’s at. Why should you join? Well, for starters, Coco died for nothing, so like, you might as well join this server and make his sacrifice worth it, ya know? Plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. And the best part? We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. I’m not even kidding, it’s insane. So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Coco proud, or something.

SisDressSwap Minecraft Server

Argument, brand new, BROKE, CLOSET, credit card, Expenses, fancy dresses, give away, high expenses, indignant, Listing, marketplace, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, Paycheck, payed for, refusing, SELLING, Server, SisDressSwap, sister’s dresses, transit card

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this sibling showdown? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to duke it out with your sister over virtual dresses and imaginary money.

Just like in this wild story, you’ll have the opportunity to fight over who gets to keep the loot, whether it’s diamonds, gold, or enchanted gear. But remember, it’s all in good fun – just like this sisterly squabble turned online battle royale.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a closet clean-out with your sibling. Who knows, you might even come out on top and claim your virtual riches!

ArtisticRevengeCraft

AITAH, anger, artist, ArtisticRevengeCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, centralized, Communication, COMPOSITION, family, frame, Frustration, hurt, original, piece of art, Respect, ruined, Sadness, Signature, SIZE, throwing out, watercolor

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5236
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of having your precious artwork destroyed by well-meaning but clueless family members? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about your virtual creations being tampered with again! Our server is a safe space for all artists, where your masterpieces will be respected and admired by fellow players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen! Search for hidden chests filled with rare items and resources, all while navigating through challenging obstacles and puzzles. Rumor has it that there’s a secret painting hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

And if you’re in need of some stress relief, our server offers the perfect outlet for your frustrations. Build a virtual replica of that painting your boyfriend ruined, only to destroy it in a satisfying explosion of pixels. Let go of your anger and unleash your creativity in a way that won’t leave you feeling regretful afterwards.

Join us on our Minecraft server today, where every block you place is a step towards a brighter, more colorful world. And remember – no paintings will be harmed in the making of this server!

SickOfIt Minecraft SMP

aggravation, annoyance, Boredom, displeasure, dissatisfaction, distaste, ennui, exasperation, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Frustration, hatred, Irritation, Loathing, Minecraft, monotony, Repetition, SickOfIt, smp, tedium, vexation, weariness

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Players Killed by Monsters:	7430	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and crazy as a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for non-stop shenanigans and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Potato King, who grants wishes in exchange for… well, potatoes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyPatriotUSA

American, American dream, Beliefs, citizenship, CraftyPatriotUSA, culture, current events, Democracy, Diversity, emotions, Experience, freedom, Identity, national pride, patriotism, perspective, Politics, Reflection, society, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4184
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Votes:	4901
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Farms Harvested:	383

Tired of dealing with all the craziness in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Our server is so fun, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, our virtual world is so peaceful, you’ll forget all about the chaos of the real world. So come on over and escape to a place where the only thing exploding is your creativity!

TipsyCraft: Trump Tariff Trouble

alcohol consumption, alcohol exports, alcohol industry, alcohol producers, alcohol regulations, alcohol sales, beverage industry, Canada, cross-border trade, economic impact, global economy, international trade, market disruption, North America, political tensions, sales bans, tariff, Tariffs, TipsyCraft, trade war, Trouble, trump, U.S

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got alcohols producers bracing for sales bans in Canada like whaaat? if u wanna escape the tariffs and have a wild time, this is the place to be! we got crazy parties, insane builds, and u might even see a drunk polar bear wandering around. join now before the tariffs hit and we all have to start drinking maple syrup instead of beer. #wildtimes #drunkpolarbears #minecraftmadness

Rainbow Unity

Adventure, Beta Testing, building, Community, Crafting, Crates, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Jobs, Land Claim, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, open world, Quests, RAINBOW, role playing, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, Unity, virtual world

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Server Overview
Our server offers a dynamic experience with optional quests to guide your journey, a rewarding jobs system to earn in-game currency, and a robust economy to fuel your ambitions. Claim your own land, cast your line for unique fishing rewards, and unlock incredible perks with exciting rankups! Open crates to discover rare items and level up your gameplay. Join now and discover the possibilities!

Join us Today	66.70.164.179:25566
Discord	https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

FAQ

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: Our server offers optional quests, a jobs system, a robust economy, land claiming, unique fishing rewards, rankups, crates with rare items, and more!

Q: Is the server fully set up?

A: We are currently in beta testing. Some features may not be fully set up until public release.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join our server by connecting to 66.70.164.179:25566 and also join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Make sure to read and follow the rules to avoid any issues.

Cuddle Quest 1.21

acceptance, Affection, attachment, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, Connection, CUDDLE, emotional, Expectations, Intimacy, nonsexual cuddling, Quest, relationships, Respect, sexual, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability, weird

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Villages Defended:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Alien Abductions:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Yo, bro, come join our Minecraft server, it’s like getting a virtual cuddle without all the weird sexual vibes, man. Like, why can’t we just enjoy some wholesome affection without it getting all awkward, you know? Join us for some non-creepy virtual hugs and build some epic pixel art together. It’s like a warm blanket for your soul, but in block form. Don’t be afraid to show some love, just keep it platonic, okay? Let’s spread positivity and good vibes in this crazy virtual world. See you there, buddy!