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PhosphoCraft: Save the World!

#sustainability, award, Breakthrough, chemistry, Crisis, discovery, Engineering, Environment, global issue, innovation, invention, PhosphoCraft, phosphogeddon, Pollution, Prize, research, Save, Science, scientist, solution, Technology, uk, world

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

so like, there’s this totally epic minecraft server where u can like, escape from the impending ‘phosphogeddon’ and chill with ur homies. this server is so lit that a UK scientist even won a prize for inventing something that could save us all from doom. like, how crazy is that?! join now and be a part of the most insane adventure ever. plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

ImpulseCraft: Popularity Quest

competitiveness, consumer behavior, DIGITAL GOODS, Gamers, Gaming, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming habits, ImpulseCraft, impulsive purchases, in-game purchases, motivation, online gaming, peer pressure, player behavior, Popularity, Psychology, Quest, social competence, Social Interaction, Social Skills, virtual purchases

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	31	Villages Defended:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where you can make all the impulsive in-game purchases your heart desires! be a part of our community where social skills are not required and competitiveness is encouraged!

we have a special offer for players with lower social competence – the more impulsive purchases you make, the more popular you will become! become the envy of all your friends as you show off your epic loot and fancy skins.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and let the impulsive purchases begin! who needs social skills when you have a diamond sword, right?

Enchanted Love Quest 1.20

Affection, attachment, Companionship, Connection, DATING, DESPERATE, emotional, Enchanted, Girlfriend, in need of a girlfriend, Loneliness, longing, longing for a girlfriend, looking for a girlfriend, love, partner, Quest, relationship, seeking, single, yearn for love, yearning

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Animals Bred:	101
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the Minecraft server for you! Join us if you want a girlfriend as hot as the one in the picture! I mean, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated babe by your side, am I right? Plus, our server has the best virtual dates and romantic adventures that will make you question if you ever need a real girlfriend again. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to level up your love life in the most bizarre way possible!

CraftyLiar420

acting weird, age, age of consent, Asshole, Birthday, classmates, CraftyLiar420, FLIRTING, group of guys, high school, Honesty, leading on, lying.., misunderstanding, romantic interest, School, skipping grades, surprised, Trouble, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	62
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where age is just a number and fun is the only thing that matters! Join us and experience a world where skipping grades is the norm and birthdays are just a number away from being legal!

Our server is filled with friendly players who may or may not be lying about their ages, but hey, who’s counting? We have a group of guys who will make you feel comfortable, just like in high school, but without the drama of accidentally revealing your true age and getting called an asshole for “leading them on.”

So come on in and join the fun, where age is just a number and the only thing that matters is having a good time. Who knows, you might even find a group of friends who won’t judge you for being a little younger than you let on. See you in the game!

CareBearGone Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Breakup, CareBearGone, Closure, coping, emotional pain, forgiveness, Grief, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Loss, love, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, relationships, Sadness, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Bruh, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I’m on. So like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thinks potatoes are the key to unlocking secret powers in the game. And then there’s this other player who only communicates in dolphin noises, like what even is that? But the best part is our weekly llama races where we bet our diamonds and emeralds on which llama will win. It’s lit, fam. So if you wanna join a server where anything goes and you can let out all your weirdness, you gotta join us, like right now. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, so you know it’s gonna be a blast. Don’t miss out, bro!

CraftyCreeperAdventure

Adventure, broaden horizons, bucket list, CraftyCreeperAdventure, cultural immersion, embracing challenges, experiential learning, life changing, living fully, memorable moments, mind-expanding, new perspectives, once in a lifetime, personal growth, seizing the moment, Self Discovery, stepping out of comfort zone, travel, trying new things, unforgettable memories, unique experiences

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Items Found:	3457
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can test their skills in epic poultry combat.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to harness the power of the Rainbow Sheep and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with giant chickens, evil llamas, and magical Rainbow Sheep. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

SerbianRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, BALKANS, Democracy, demonstrations, eastern europe, Government, grassroots movements, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, major cities, Minecraft, opposition, Political unrest, PRESSURE, PROTESTS, Serbia, SerbianRevolt, Server, social justice, spread, Towns, Villages, Vučić

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9041
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the greatest protests in the history of serbia are happening!! we got vučić feeling the heat as the protests spread from major cities to over 100 towns and villages!! join us for some epic block building and revolutionizing the virtual world!! who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft?? come join now and be a part of the chaos!! #minecraftrevolution #serbiaprotests #virtualdrama

BoomCraft: US Freeze Fails!

BOOMCRAFT, Cambodian efforts, Cambodian landmine clearance, conflict zones, demining operations, explosive remnants of war, Fails, FOREIGN AID, FREEZE, funding freeze disrupts, Humanitarian Aid, international assistance, landmines, mine action, peacebuilding efforts, security threats, Southeast Asia, unexploded ordnance, US aid, US funding freeze, UXO removal, Vietnam War bombs, war legacy

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5222
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

lol imagine a world where landmines and bombs from the Vietnam War are just scattered all over the place like confetti at a party. well, that’s basically what this Minecraft server is like! join us for some explosive fun as we navigate through a world filled with danger and excitement.

watch out for those sneaky landmines that could blow you sky high, or maybe stumble upon a hidden stash of Vietnam War bombs just waiting to be detonated. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form!

plus, with the US funding freeze causing chaos in Cambodia, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter. maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret government bunker filled with treasure, or maybe you’ll have to navigate through a minefield to reach the next level.

join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every corner. who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have this explosive experience instead?

CozyCraft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, chair, comfort, comfort level, comparison, Couch, Cozy, CozyCraft, CUSHION, ergonomic, Fabric, Furniture, Home decor, interior design, Land, living room, lounging, recliner, Relaxation, seating, Sofa, Style, Support

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Towns Built:	5	Ores Mined:	4172
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out which block is comfier to sit on! We’ve conducted extensive research and can confirm that our server has the comfiest blocks in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have the comfiest blocks, but we also have the most stylish pigs you’ve ever seen. They wear top hats and monocles and will make you question why you ever settled for regular pigs in Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the comfiest blocks, the most stylish pigs, and the wildest disco party you’ve ever seen!

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, communication breakdown, communication in marriage, concern for safety, confronting loved ones, confronting spouse, defensive behavior, driving under the influence, drunk driving, expressing concern, healthy boundaries, marital conflict, misunderstanding, red flag, relationship challenges, relationship dynamics, spouse’s behavior, tipsy driving, TipsyCraft, trust in relationships, trust issues

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Crops Grown:	6890
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.

Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!

FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

BIZARRE, different, eccentric, Embrace, everyone, Freak, Freaky, FreakyMC, Individuality, kinks, LEVEL, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiarities, Personality, QUIRKS, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Weirdo

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ores Mined:	5239
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

VanishingDesires

consensual, desire, disappear, disappearing, dream, Earth, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, longing, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Passion, secret, sex, temptation, ultimate fantasy, vanish, vanish off the face of the earth, VanishingDesires

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Towns Built:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

ZuckLeaksCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crops Grown:	8580
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Emeralds Found:	3965	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Players:	103/200	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0