Are you tired of boring, politically correct Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in outrageous and nonsensical rules like “Wom*n don’t deserve human rights”! But don’t worry, we might consider giving them to ftms if they can prove their worth by taking a cock up the ass like a champ.

Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Mirkovic Junior High School

    Mirkovic Junior High School

    Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Farms Harvested: 955 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Simplex

    Simplex

    Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9674 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 118

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ChocoHills

    ChocoHills

    ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Crops Grown: 1787 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Villages Defended: 20 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 37 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7105 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 455
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 82 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 17

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Crops Grown: 6174 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Falling into the Void: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 71 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft> | Servidor Survival 1.20.x > | Servidor Survival 1.8.x > | 1.8 – 1.20 > | Economia Hard > | Team Vacancies > | Focus on PvP events (gladiator, killer, among others) > | MiniGames (minesweeper, sumo, pool, among others)

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dimension Hops: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • EnchantMC

    EnchantMC

    EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Ores Mined: 8944
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Emeralds Found: 5753
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • MinnesotaMC

    MinnesotaMC

    About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 157
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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