Are you tired of boring, politically correct Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in outrageous and nonsensical rules like “Wom*n don’t deserve human rights”! But don’t worry, we might consider giving them to ftms if they can prove their worth by taking a cock up the ass like a champ.

Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 59 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Hybrid COVID XEC Server

    Hybrid COVID XEC Server
    hey y’all, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, dis server is like da COVID variant XEC of Minecraft servers – it’s more contagious dan a yawn in a boring meeting!

    imagine a world where creepers explode into confetti, zombies breakdance instead of attack, and diamonds rain from da sky like glitter at a rave. dat’s da kind of chaos you’ll find on dis server.

    we got custom plugins dat will blow your mind, like a disco ball dat follows you around and plays your favorite tunes, or a magic wand dat turns all da mobs into cute lil puppies. who wouldn’t wanna join dis madness?

    plus, rumor has it dat if you find da secret hidden treasure on da server, you’ll unlock superpowers like flying without wings or shooting fireballs from your eyes. sounds crazy, right? well, dat’s just da tip of da iceberg on dis server.

    so come on, join us and experience da wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • 🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

    Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 181
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Crops Grown: 9554
    Enchantments Applied: 84 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Electric Boogaloo SMP: Explosive Fun for Everyone! ⚡🎮🔥

    Electric Boogaloo SMP: Explosive Fun for Everyone! ⚡🎮🔥

    Charged Creeper Server Overview

    Features Description
    Lite RPG Experience
    QoL Features Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
    Voting System
    Player Economy Sell items at your chosen price with a player-owned economy
    Multiplatform Support Play with friends on different MC versions using ViaVersion and Geyser
    Informative Discord Channel Discord-to-Minecraft chatting and useful resources
    Custom Help Menu 24/7 resource for assistance

    Charged Creeper Server FAQ

    Is the server whitelisted?

    No, the server is not whitelisted. You can join anytime.

    How can I join the server?

    For Java version, use the IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com. For Bedrock version, use port 25566.

    What are some unique features of the server?

    Some unique features include lite RPG elements, player-owned economy, custom monsters, and multiplatform support.

    Is there a website or Discord channel for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the website and join the Discord channel for more information.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Crafty Lies Minecraft Server

    Crafty Lies Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, soul-sucking games that make you question your life choices? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate challenge – navigating through a world filled with treacherous caves that are basically like Ubisoft outposts on steroids.

    But wait, there’s more! Our combat system is so bad, it’ll make you appreciate Dark Souls even more. And if you’re looking for a game that will make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and prepare to be bored to death in the most entertaining way possible.

    So why waste your time on other games when you can join us and experience the ultimate in mind-numbing, soul-crushing gameplay? Don’t miss out on the chance to regret every decision you’ve ever made – join our Minecraft server now!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8045 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Final Fantasy Circlejerk Minecraft SMP

    Final Fantasy Circlejerk Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend together like a bad potion recipe? Well, look no further because our server is like the Final Fantasy series on steroids!

    Join us and escape the mundane world of Minecraft where every server feels like a rehash of the same old thing. Our server is like a Final Fantasy game gone wild, with epic quests, crazy boss battles, and a community that is more chaotic than a Chocobo race on steroids.

    Forget about boring old FF7, on our server, every Final Fantasy game is fair game. From FF1 to FF15, we’ve got it all covered. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, why not create your own Final Fantasy game within Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!

    So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the madness of a Final Fantasy circlejerk like never before? Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Runes Activated: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • RegretfulNoob – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulNoob – Minecraft SMP
    Do you ever wish you could turn back time and learn important life lessons sooner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can do just that! Join us and experience a virtual world where you can make all the mistakes you want without any real-life consequences. Forget about regretting not learning that lesson earlier, because here you can learn it in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you accidentally hit a block of TNT, blowing up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can just laugh it off and start fresh with a new base in no time. And who knows, maybe next time you’ll remember to be more careful when mining!

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride full of crazy mishaps, unexpected twists, and valuable life lessons learned the most ridiculous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Emeralds Found: 6378

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • 180Craft: Life Flips & Pixel Tricks

    180Craft: Life Flips & Pixel Tricks
    Have you ever seen someone go from living in a dirt hut to ruling over an entire kingdom in just one Minecraft day? Well, that’s the kind of epic transformation you can expect on our server! Join us and witness players go from mining for coal to riding dragons and battling giant creepers in epic PvP battles. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the crazy rollercoaster of a life that awaits you on our server!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Enchantments Applied: 216
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MissileCruiseCraft

    MissileCruiseCraft
    LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE INTERCEPT CRUISE MISSILES AND DRONES FIRED FROM IRAQ AT NORTH AND SOUTH HAHAHA. WE GOTTA PROTECT OUR BLOCKS FROM THOSE SNEAKY ATTACKS, ONLY THE BRAVEST BLOCK BUILDERS CAN SURVIVE HERE. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE A BLOCKY HERO AND SAVE THE DAY FROM EVIL DRONES AND MISSILES. LET’S BUILD A FORTRESS TOGETHER AND DEFEND OUR LAND FROM THE CRAZY THREATS. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO INTENSE AND EXCITING?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 164 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Neuron Nonsense Minecraft Server

    Neuron Nonsense Minecraft Server
    so like, imagine this server is like your brain but on different timescales, man. some parts of the server respond to one word, while others respond to strings of words. it’s like a whole new level of brain power, dude. join this server and unlock the secrets of language-processing areas in your brain, man. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover. maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft language wizard, casting spells with your words and building epic structures with your mind. come join us on this mind-bending adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. let’s get weird together, man.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Potions Brewed: 85
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Dimension Hops: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]

    Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]
    Full Faction Name Republic of Rondor (Կվաանեօնան կյաչ Ռօնդօռ)
    Current Government and Ideology Bicameral presidential republic, national bolshevism
    Leader President Spyridon Êadoulv (Պռեսիդիեենտ Սպըռիդօն Եեադօւլվ)
    Lore According to Rondorian self-made propaganda history, Rondor was created after a peaceful political meeting between the former prince of Gohirm/former king of Rondor, Eodred/Esmond, and the supreme court of Gohirm to let Rondor become its own nation and take over all of Gohirm’s land. What really happened, was that the Gohirmian economy and politics was crumbling due to the 83 years long mafia leadership of Sêgeodvas (991-1074), so the Gohirmian prince Eodred left Gohirm in early 1076, and on the night of November 21st 1076, he and an army invaded Gohirm and killed all political opponents including King Theomund VII of Gohirm. After that was done, the Kingdom of Rondor was created and Eodred was crowned as King Esmond. No Rondorian has since spoken of what really happened on November 21st.
    Motto Nadrêch!/Նադռեեչ! (Onwards!), Feogt Êglaed’ie (No translation)
    Additional Information -National animal: Eagle -National flower: Bluebell -Architecture style: Early English medieval and wild west -Official language: Ypsilonian -Year system: Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad who enslaved the Rondorian people. The current year 1084

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    What type of server is Ronder? Ronder is a small underdog faction on the Minecraft server Viridia.
    How can I join the Republic of Rondor? You can join the faction by contacting President Spyridon Êadoulv through Discord or joining the Rondor server.
    What languages are spoken in Rondor? The official language of Rondor is Ypsilonian.
    What is the current year in Rondor? Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad, and the current year is 1084.
    What is the national animal and flower of Rondor? The national animal is the eagle and the national flower is the bluebell.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds instead of wool! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Falling into the Void: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 28

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

    Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • ClassyCraft Minecraft Server

    ClassyCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

    Join us and leave behind the stress of deciding who gets the business class seat on a flight. On our server, everyone gets a first-class experience, no fighting necessary!

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. Who needs business class when you can trade secrets with spooky mobs?

    So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have are with zombies and skeletons. It’s a no-drama zone, just pure Minecraft fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CryCraftSwedeSass

    CryCraftSwedeSass
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from tense family situations like the one described above! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy Swedish songs that won’t offend anyone’s elderly relatives.

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time, without worrying about accidentally triggering a family feud. Plus, our foreign exchange students are all well-versed in appropriate birthday songs, so you can rest assured that no one will storm out in a fit of rage.

    So come join us for a fun-filled experience that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever considered singing questionable songs in the first place. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great therapy session for family drama? Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • BelieveIDidThatMC SMP

    BelieveIDidThatMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you’ve ever dressed up as a creeper just to blend in with the locals. Our community is so wild that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’ve ever pretended to be a chicken in-game just to avoid getting attacked by other players, then this is the server for you. We once had a player who built a secret underground base filled with nothing but cakes because, well, who doesn’t love cake?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in our crazy world.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 160 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 6148

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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