Blocky Beef Banter

Assessment, attitude, banter, Beef, BELIEF, blocky, feeling, Impression, Interpretation, judgment, mutual perception, opinion, Perception, perspective, Regard, relationship, Respect, sentiment, think.., thought, Understanding, view, Viewpoint

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real drama unfolds!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken King and the Sheep Queen as they fight for control of the server. Will the chickens finally overthrow their woolly overlords? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of pigs who are plotting to take over the entire server with their advanced technology and superior intelligence. Will you join them in their quest for domination or will you stand against them and fight for freedom?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see what crazy adventures await you. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Gaudium Middle School

Cross-Play, Factions, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Factions Unleashed: Establish your faction, recruit loyal members, and claim your piece of the vast, open world. Engage in epic faction wars, strategic alliances, and diplomatic negotiations as you strive to become the dominant force on the server.Not one for Fighting? Set your PVP to off and collaborate with other peaceful players diving into the heart of survival multiplayer with a meticulously crafted world rich in resources, challenges, and surprises. From dense forests to treacherous caves, every corner of our server is teeming with opportunities for resource gathering, exploration, and survival.Embark on a journey where the balance between cooperation and competition shapes the destiny of the world. Join us at Gaudium SMP and become a part of a community that celebrates the essence of both factions and survival multiplayer in Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CoolKidzTable

Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	32
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Gemora

Cross-Play, Survival

A Power gems server! We have magic! Costom world generation! Disclaimer: Powergems plugin was never ment to be like bliss smp please do not mistake!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ReignSMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ReignSMP – Where Survival Thrives!Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our immersive multiplayer Minecraft server – a haven for daring adventurers and crafty survivors! Join ReignSMP and experience survival like never before, where every decision you make shapes your destiny in a vast and untamed world.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Farms Harvested:	131	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	926	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DoomieMcDoomMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Emeralds Found:	1431	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

GCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

GCraft stands as a bastion within the vast Minecraft community, offering an immersive survival experience that’s as pure as it gets: fully vanilla, fortified with formidable anti-cheat functionalities, and upheld by a thriving, welcoming community. Nestled within the expansive landscapes of Minecraft, GCraft beckons players seeking an authentic, unadulterated survival journey.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Sunrise Network

Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

What Are We? SunriseMC is a server that has been in the works for many months now, but has finally come to release. (1.1.2024). This server has a few notable plugins like TownyAdvanced, JobsReborn, and AuctionHouse. However, we have put a large list of plugins and add-ons together that may not be as well known that have built our system from the ground up.What Is Our Idea? Our idea is to create a towny server that isn’t like anything that currently exists for premium Minecraft users, while also having a respectable atmosphere for people of almost all ages to hang out and play. From every block that we place, to every place we create, we make sure that everything that is created is fun, and inviting for everyone.How Do I Join? So, we have noticed some issues when it comes to people joining the server. This is due to the position of the servers hardware and the inability to host the server with better means, which means that player’s pings will be normally high. We are hoping to be able to fix this issue as soon as we can, but sadly will have to just work with it for the time being. If you notice that the Play.Sunrisemc.net IP does not work, please try our U.S IP, which is Fun.Sunrisemc.net. If you still cannot join, please hop onto our discord server (found below) and let us know so we can try to get you onto our server!Have Any Questions? Just come on over and we will be happy to answer all that you have!Discord: https://discord.sunrisemc.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineFun

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

Step into a Minecraft adventure like never before on our Hardcore Server, where survival isn’t just a challenge – it’s a thrill. Picture this: custom crates, each holding the promise of something extraordinary. From game-changing gear to exclusive cosmetics, these crates add an exciting twist to your journey, making every step forward a potential leap toward greatness.And here’s the kicker – an AFK pit designed not just for idle time but to reward you while you’re away. Imagine earning keys effortlessly, ensuring that when you return, there’s a treasure trove waiting for you. It’s the perfect blend of convenience and excitement, making sure your progress doesn’t halt even when life takes you AFK.But it’s not just about the loot. In our world, every action matters. The economy is finely tuned to ensure that the keys you earn hold value. Trade them for in-game currency or use them to unlock the mysteries concealed within those custom crates – the decision is yours, and the possibilities are as vast as the Minecraft landscape itself.This is a journey, and we’re inviting you to be part of its foundation. As a newly launched server, we’re not just creating a gaming environment; we’re crafting a community. Come, be a pioneer, and let’s shape this hardcore realm together. Custom crates, AFK pits, and a myriad of features await – are you ready to dive in and discover what lies beyond? Join us now, and let the adventure unfold naturally, just like the blocks in your favorite game.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	2903
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SpiralGN

Cross-Play

Welcome to SpiralGN, the ultimate destination for players seeking the thrill of Minecraft’s Op Gens experience! In the vast and ever-evolving world of Minecraft, SpiralGN stands out as a server dedicated to taking resource generation to a whole new level. At SpiralGN, we’ve crafted a unique and engaging Minecraft experience that centers around the art of overpowered generators (Op Gens). Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky realm, our server offers something for everyone.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crystal Cove SMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Beast Smp

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Potions Brewed:	181

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Buildings Constructed:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Items Found:	4669	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.