Blocky Beef Banter

Assessment, attitude, banter, Beef, BELIEF, blocky, feeling, Impression, Interpretation, judgment, mutual perception, opinion, Perception, perspective, Regard, relationship, Respect, sentiment, think.., thought, Understanding, view, Viewpoint

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real drama unfolds!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken King and the Sheep Queen as they fight for control of the server. Will the chickens finally overthrow their woolly overlords? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of pigs who are plotting to take over the entire server with their advanced technology and superior intelligence. Will you join them in their quest for domination or will you stand against them and fight for freedom?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see what crazy adventures await you. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1877	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	117
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5726
Chimeras Created:	4	Potions Brewed:	142
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	New Chunks Explored:	272108

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	New Chunks Explored:	109460
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	5376
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	New Chunks Explored:	592781
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.