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Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Crops Grown:	7540
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	2453
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	5714
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Potions Brewed:	55	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Potions Brewed:	139	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Love Letters Sent:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Votes:	769
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Mines Excavated:	4604	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	742542
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Farms Harvested:	509

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Players:	90/200	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2