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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Magic Items Found: 1907 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Buildings Constructed: 26

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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