Blocky Beats: Where Creepers Dance to the Sound of Mining

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and zombie villagers armed with diamond swords. Explore our custom-built world where the laws of physics don’t apply and pigs can fly (literally)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Anti-Loli Song” that will make you question reality and maybe even make you break out into a spontaneous dance (just watch out for creepers sneaking up on you)!

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Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Isles, Serene, SKY

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	2728
Dragon Eggs Found:	8747	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	3230

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2536	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1357
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Votes:	3422
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Animals Bred:	180	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	137	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8162	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Potions Brewed:	166	Villages Defended:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchantments Applied:	159	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Emeralds Found:	5932	Living Statues Befriended:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!