Blocky Beats: Earworm Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

amalee, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, Mouse discussion, MysticCraft, Nagi, Peke, Realms, squad edition, virtual youtubers, vshojo, VShojo members, VShojo official channels, vtuber discussion, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Yo, welcome to the most lit Minecraft server ever! We got Hestia and Hotaru duking it out live, Michi just yapping away, and Nagi and Peke bringing the party vibes! And don’t forget about DBD, it’s a vibe, man.

Join us for some epic gaming moments and chill vibes. We got all your favorite VShojo peeps, like Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, and more! It’s a whole squad edition, baby! So come on in, ignore the haters, report the trolls, and let’s have a blast together.

Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious fun! See you in the game, fam! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness

BirthdayBlox Minecraft Server

aita, Birthday, BirthdayBlox, deep clean, Effort, Friends, Frustration, gift giving, Guilt, holiday, House, husband, Kids, Minecraft, Personal, praise, reaction, rejecting birthday present, roles reversed, Server, special occasions, thoughtful

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring and mundane birthday presents? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving like never before!

Imagine logging on to find your spouse has built you a virtual mansion, complete with a diamond-encrusted throne and a lava moat. That’s right, forget about deep cleaning the house, we’re talking about deep cleaning your Minecraft world!

And if that’s not enough, we offer special birthday quests where you can battle virtual dragons and save princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate) all in the name of birthday fun.

So why settle for a clean house when you can have a whole new virtual world to explore? Join our server now and let the birthday adventures begin!

CousinCraft: Get a Job, Emo!

ableist, aita, arrangement, Behavior, Chewing, cousin, CousinCraft, emo, emotional needs, employment, family, Girlfriend, Job, Lease, mental health, moving out, Peeing, presentation, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, support dog, unemployed

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Items Found:	2277	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Towns Built:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of dealing with pesky roommates and their unruly pets? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! No emotional support dogs allowed, only friendly wolves who won’t pee on your floors or chew up your furniture.

Our server is a safe space for all players, no need for emotional support animals here! Plus, we have a strict no drama policy – if someone starts barking up the wrong tree, they’ll be swiftly kicked out (just like that pesky dog).

Join us and leave your real-life problems behind – because who needs a “fur baby” when you can have a pixelated pet instead? Let’s build a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie invasions. See you in the game!

MasturbateManiac Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, EMBARRASSING, Forbidden, funny, INTIMATE, MasturbateManiac, Masturbation, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, Personal, Private, Public, quirky, Risky, self pleasure, smp, Solo, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place to play Minecraft ever! I once saw a player build a giant statue of a chicken twerking, it was so random and hilarious. And the admins are like these mythical creatures who grant wishes if you sacrifice a stack of diamonds to them. I heard a rumor that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party together. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a wild west showdown but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

BlockheadAssassin

10. Difficult colleagues, 11. Negative workplace culture, 12. Toxic coworkers, 13. Unpleasant work environments, 14. Workplace conflict, 15. Bad behavior at work, 16. Difficult professions, 17. Dealing with difficult people, 18. Managing toxic coworkers, 19. Workplace challenges, 2. Workplace culture, 20. Professionalism issues., 3. Professional behavior, 4. Negative attitudes, 5. Toxic personalities, 6. Workplace dynamics, 7. Bad coworkers, 8. Unprofessional conduct, 9. Hostile work environments, BlockheadAssassin, Toxic work environments

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Votes:	8467
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Towns Built:	2

If you answered “griefers,” then you’re absolutely right! And guess what? Our Minecraft server is the ultimate paradise for all the mischievous, trouble-making, block-breaking griefers out there!

Join our server if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players’ creations. Build a giant statue of a middle finger made entirely out of TNT? Sure, why not! Flood someone’s house with lava just for fun? Go for it! The possibilities for trolling are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a special “Asshole of the Month” award for the player who causes the most mayhem and destruction. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamond blocks and bragging rights for being the biggest jerk on the server.

So if you’re tired of playing nice and following the rules on other servers, come join us and let your inner asshole shine! Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.

PowerCoupleCraft

absolute power, amendment, authoritarian, central america, constitution, constitutional change, controversial, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Nicaragua, Ortega regime, political control, political reform, Politics, power, PowerCoupleCraft, president, ruling couple, Wife

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

So, like, this server is like the Nicaragua of Minecraft servers. We have this super cool feature where the president and his wife have ABSOLUTE POWER. Like, they can do whatever they want, man. It’s like a crazy power trip, but in a fun Minecraft way.

Join our server for the thrill of living under a virtual dictatorship! Build your empire and try to overthrow the president and his wife. It’s like a virtual revolution, but with blocks and stuff.

Plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. The president and his wife throw the wildest ragers, with unlimited virtual drinks and non-stop dancing. It’s like a pixelated paradise, man.

So come join our server and experience the madness of Nicaragua in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Arctic Hunger Games

Arctic, climate change, conservation, cub survival, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, games, global warming, habitat loss, Hunger, hunting, lack of food, overall population, polar bear, polar regions, population decline, reducing size, sea ice loss, STARVING, Western Hudson Bay, wildlife

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6857
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Star Shards Collected:	160	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAR BEARS as our main attraction! these majestic creatures are struggling to survive due to a “lack of food” but fear not, on our server, we have an abundance of fish and ice cream for them to feast on!

watch as the polar bears grow to enormous sizes, have adorable cubs, and thrive in our icy wonderland. but be warned, if you don’t join our server, the polar bear population will continue to decline and it will be all YOUR fault! so come join us and help save the polar bears while having a blast in the process. polar bear party time, let’s goooooo! 🐻🎉❄️

Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

Affection, Beckys, chance, Companionship, compassion, Connection, DATING, dicking, Haven, Human Connection, Intimacy, lonely, lonely becky, love, opportunity, relationships, romance, Single life, Singles, Support, time to time, Understanding

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Potions Brewed:	167
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

aita, baby items, baby shower, c-section, Contacts, dropping off, female friends, friendship, ghosted, heavily pregnant friend, Hosting, king size bed, Late, money issue, Move, NoHelpMoveAITA, not helping, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, removal van, removal vans, thank you, Traumatic

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5872
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4602	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	3170
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	326
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Crops Grown:	6691

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!

MountTaranakiMCServer

conservation, cultural heritage, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, indigenous rights, landmark, landmark protection, landmark status, legal person, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, MountTaranakiMCServer, natural landmark, new zealand, New Zealand law, recognition, sacred mountain

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6490

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where New Zealand’s Mount Taranaki is now a LEGAL PERSON! like what even is dat? imagine building ur house on a LEGAL PERSON, like talk about epic bragging rights! also, rumor has it dat if u mine deep enough, u can find Mount Taranaki’s birth certificate and get a lifetime supply of diamonds! join now before Mount Taranaki sues u for trespassing, lolz!

SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!

asylum process, asylum status, auf, deportation, diplomatic relations, european union, German politicians, go home, government response, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, Integration Challenges, international relations, Middle East conflict, Migration, political decision, Refugee Crisis, refugee support, resettlement program, Syrian asylum seekers, SyrianSquad, voluntary return, Wiedersehen

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks

aid, blocks, BUILD, cost, developing countries, disease prevention, Effective, funding, Gates Foundation, Gavi, global health, Healthcare, immunization, Impact, lives, lives saved, low-income countries, Program, public health, Save, UNICEF, vaccination, VaxCraft, Who, World Bank

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	7969	Farms Harvested:	432
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.

Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

Wouldtode server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Wouldtode, Wouldtude

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4

https: //t.me/wouldtude

m3.veroid.network:19033

Players:	97/500	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5