Blocky Beats & Bedrock Bangers

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	186
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the dark? Join our epic Minecraft server where the mobs are wild, the diamonds are plentiful, and the creepers are always ready to party!

Our server is the perfect place to find your Minecraft soulmate and build a love shack together. Need a soundtrack for your steamy pixelated escapades? Look no further than our exclusive playlist featuring hits like “Creeper Love” and “Enderman Seduction.”

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready to mine, craft, and get freaky in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, you might just find the best song to fuck to while you’re at it!

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5961	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mines Excavated:	4296	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	641982	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Potions Brewed:	144	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!

WaterBottleWars

Behavior, Boundaries, Camera, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Fence, Kids, neighbors, Nuisance, outside, parents, privacy, recording, STARING, swing set, Throwing, Trash, Water Bottle, WaterBottleWars, wrappers, YARD

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from nosy neighbors and their pesky kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!

Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!

BoomerCraft SMP

10. Financial stability, 11. Health insurance benefits, 12. Senior discounts, 13. Family gatherings, 14. Time for relaxation, 15. Pursuing passions, 16. Enjoying nature, 17. Making memories, 18. Inner peace, 19. Embracing change, 2. Wisdom comes with age, 20. Living in the moment., 3. Life experience, 4. Appreciating the little things, 5. Self-confidence, 6. Retirement benefits, 7. Grandchildren, 8. Travel opportunities, 9. Time for hobbies, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, smp

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8008
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Join our totally rad Minecraft server bro! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more drama than a soap opera marathon!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Steve. And that player? Albert Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a secret society of talking cows, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, diamonds are forever but obsidian is for life, bro. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Gr8ful4Minecraft

Achievements, appreciation, Blessings, experiences, family, Friends, Gr8ful4Minecraft, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, lessons learned, Life moments, love, Memories, opportunities, personal development, positive mindset, success, Support, thankful

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking llama who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a floating island made entirely of cheese? That’s right, CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a unicorn riding a giant spider. The possibilities are endless!

Bake Nise Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, anime recommendations, Anime Series, Arcs, Bake, Bat, binge-worthy, Character development, Craft, dark themes, FANTASY, favorite characters, important role, japanese animation, must watch, Mystery, nise, screen time, storytelling, Supernatural, Underrated

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Bro, forget about that anime crap, join our Minecraft server instead!

We got bats flying around like crazy, not just in one arc, but all over the place!

You want bat action? We got bat action!

Join now and experience the bat-tastic world of our Minecraft server!

DaydreamDisaster – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, catastrophe, dark daydream, daydream, DaydreamDisaster, Disaster, DREAD, dreadful dream, FANTASY, fear, fearful fantasy, Horror, Minecraft, Nightmare, nightmare come true, nightmare scenario, nightmare turned nightmare, nightmare turned reality, smp, terrifying thought, Wishful thinking, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3631
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn land where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil llamas with diamond swords! But wait, there’s more – the admins are actually aliens from Mars who communicate through interpretive dance and the currency is not diamonds, but actual pieces of cheese! 🧀🚀

I heard a rumor that if you join this SMP, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And get this, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny! 🐄🥕

But beware, there’s a group of rogue chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop. They’re led by a deranged chicken named Cluck Norris who can karate chop you with his wings! 🐔💥

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house)! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros! 🤪🎉

CraftyNostalgia

2010s, Celebrities, CraftyNostalgia, Events, experiences, fashion, FRIENDSHIPS, good times, Memories, Milestones, movies, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Reminiscing, social media, Technology, Throwback, trends, tv shows, viral videos

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Remember the good ol’ days of the 2010s when Minecraft was all the rage? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-clad llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s alive and kicking in our server)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow obsidian. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods (spoiler alert: one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

SpaceXBillionaireCraft

billionaire, billionaire investigation, billionaire ownership, billionaire ownership stakes, billionaire sanctions, billionaire stakes, billionaire US sanctions, Daghestani, investigation, ownership, ownership stakes, sanctioned, sanctions, spacex, SpaceX investigation, SpaceX ownership, SpaceXBillionaireCraft, STAKES, US, US billionaire, US sanctions

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have daghestani billionaires owning stakes in spacex even tho they bein sanctioned by the US lmao. we got rockets flyin everywhere and diamonds rainin from the sky. u can build ur own space station and mine for space diamonds. join now for a out of this world experience!

GuildStone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Economy SMP Story Friends Connections Non-competitive Adventure Community Building Exploration PvP Roleplay Creativity Quests Minigames Farming Crafting Redstone Socializing

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

We are a story-driven, economy based SMP Minecraft server that focuses on a foundation of non-competitive and fun gameplay to hang out with or make new friends and connections.

play.guildstone.org

Whispering Streamers 1.21.1

#youtube, 1.21.1, 930835177, Company, content creators, Drama, Entertainment, Gaming Community, gossip, influencers, internet personalities, Live streaming, News, online gaming, OTK, Rumors, social media, Streamers, streaming, twitch, twitch streamers, video games, whispering

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7785
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

But wait, there’s more! This server has more mods and plugins than a squirrel has nuts. You want crazy adventures? We got ’em. You want epic battles? We got those too. You want to build a giant statue of Nicolas Cage? Well, why the heck not, we’re all about that here.

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a three-headed chicken wearing a tutu. You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to awesomeness.