Blocky Beatdown Minecraft Server

assault, beat me to death, Beatdown, Bigotry, blocky, Dangerous, death, discrimination, extremist, Gender Identity, HARMFUL, hate, intolerance, LGBTQ, Marginalized, Minecraft, Minority, prejudice, Server, terf, Trans, Transgender, violence, wish

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most unlikely scenarios can come to life! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to see a group of terfs try to beat a trans person to death in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server offers a unique and thrilling experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Watch as the terfs try to take down our resilient trans players, only to be met with an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building massive structures to embarking on daring quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us today and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a battle for the ages!

Mystical Academy Origins 1.20.5

1.20.5, Academy, mystical, Origins

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crops Grown:	5988
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our threads are so dead that we had to create TWO of them just to keep up with all the craziness happening in this server! Like, who even does that? Only the most epic and chaotic server ever, that’s who! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of memes, trolls, and pure insanity! Don’t miss out, bro!

OverseasDreams Minecraft Server

Minecraft, OverseasDreams, Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Dimension Hops:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crops Grown:	2334	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Animals Bred:	169	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and blocky fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or moving overseas with your family. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the best diamonds!

Don’t let anyone pressure you into leaving your virtual home behind. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, we have plenty of space for you and your dog to roam free and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs Australia when you have a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Emeralds Found:	762	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8649
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1323
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Towns Built:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mines Excavated:	2737
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Animals Bred:	76
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1228	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	8573	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Dragon Eggs Found:	1023	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3760	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	243	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dimension Hops:	8

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!