Blocky Battles – Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Void Gems Collected:	40
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	674	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Kirara’s birthday party? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it makes the Lone Trail event look like a walk in the park. Join now and you’ll get exclusive access to the Path of Life where you can find the legendary Defender Underflow – rumor has it, he can tank a creeper explosion without breaking a sweat.

But wait, there’s more! How about battling it out with 6* Guard Ulpianus, who wields a diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter? Or teaming up with Supporter Lucilla and Supporter Grain Buds to create the ultimate potion of invincibility?

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a special event called Zwillingstürme im Herbst Rerun – where you can earn the coveted Lessing skin that turns your character into a literal diamond block. Don’t believe us? Check out our website and database for proof that this server is the real deal.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a Minecraft empire that will make even Notch jealous!

Realm of the Unknown 1.20.5

1.20.5, action, Adventure, badass gameplay, Borderlands 4, co-op, Excited, First Person Shooter, Gaming, gearbox software, Hawk Tuah gun, hype, looter shooter, Looting, multiplayer, New Release, PANDORA, Realm, RPG, Shooter, unknown, vault hunters, video game

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like playing with a Hawk Tuah gun but in blocky pixel form!

You can build your own crazy world and shoot creepers with style!

Forget boring old guns, we got pixelated awesomeness waiting for you!

Join now and unleash your inner blocky warrior!

Birmingham Blockbuster Minecraft SMP

Alabama, BIRMINGHAM, blockbuster, Cinema, city life, Community, crime, culture, Diversity, Drama, Entertainment, film, local ], Minecraft, movies, Mystery, no sports, non-sports, Recommendations, smp, Southern, Thriller, Urban

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, in the land of blocks and mobs, there was a legendary player who built a house so epic, even the Ender Dragon was jealous. And on our server, you too can build your own epic creations and show off your building skills to the whole world!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your quest for the Disco Sheep today!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, every block you mine has a chance of dropping a diamond. That’s right, diamonds for days! So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GiftGateCraft

ACCUSATION, Argument, awkward, Boyfriend, Childhood, christmas, Communication, disagreement, friendship, gift, GiftGateCraft, Girlfriend, inappropriate, inseparable, makeup, Memento, PLATONIC, relationship, response, shopping, woodworking

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over wooden bowls! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and earring storage solutions.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over a small wooden bowl. Will you stand your ground like our brave player, or will you cave under the pressure of your friend’s demanding girlfriend?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground earring storage facility, or uncover the truth behind the mysterious origins of the wooden bowl.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested, drama is served hot, and the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a handmade gift from your childhood. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join now and see what kind of outrageous stories you’ll be a part of next!

Pre911Craft

historical events, life before 9/11, pre-9/11, pre-9/11 atmosphere, pre-9/11 changes, pre-9/11 comparisons, pre-9/11 culture, pre-9/11 experiences, pre-9/11 impact, pre-9/11 innocence, pre-9/11 lifestyle, pre-9/11 memories, pre-9/11 mindset, pre-9/11 nostalgia, pre-9/11 perspective, pre-9/11 reflections, pre-9/11 security., pre-9/11 society, pre-9/11 transformation, pre-9/11 world, Pre911Craft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Remember the good ol’ days before 9/11 when the world was a simpler place? Well, our Minecraft server is like a time machine back to those carefree times! Join us for a blast from the past and experience a world where creepers were just misunderstood cuddly creatures and diamond armor was the height of fashion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Rumor has it that if you find him in-game, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for unlimited diamonds, he’s a bit touchy about that).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement). Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!

FluCraft Minecraft Server

animal to human transmission, avian influenza, bird flu, epidemiology, FluCraft, global health, health crisis, human receptors, Infectious Disease, infectious outbreak, Minecraft, mutation, mutation risk, outbreak, pandemic, public health, respiratory illness, Server, viral infection, virology, virus mutation, warning signs, zoonotic disease

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Void Armor Forged:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants? Well, look no further, cuz our server is the bomb diggity! We got pigs that can fly, cows that do the cha-cha, and zombies that breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether. We’ve got secret treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the End, where you can battle the Ender Dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

But beware, my friend, for danger lurks around every corner. You never know when a sneaky skeleton might shoot you in the back, or a devious witch might cast a spell on you. And don’t even get me started on those pesky creepers who love nothing more than blowing up your hard-earned creations.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to watch out for that bird flu…wait, what? Oh nevermind, just come join the fun!

EagleS Tanker Trouble – Estlink 2 Mischief

Baltic Sea, criminal activity, Damage, Eagle S tanker, Eagles, electricity transmission, energy supply, environmental impact, Estlink, Estlink 2 power cable, finland, Finnish Police, infrastructure damage, investigation, law enforcement, legal proceedings, maritime incident, maritime security, Mischief, sabotage, SUSPECT, Tanker, Trouble, underwater cables, vessel inspection

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BAM! You get a message from the Finnish Police saying there’s, like, this crazy Eagle S tanker causing chaos and messing up power cables! And guess what? It’s all goin’ down on our server!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you’ll be dodging tankers and fixing power cables while trying to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the day from the evil tanker! See you there, adventurer!

Domain.

anti-creeper., Armour stands+, Chunks, Community, data packs, Discord, Domain, Dynmap, Enderman, Game experience, ghast griefing, Long Term Projects, minecraft server, mini blocks, Mob Heads, player heads, Plugins, Regenerate, Seed, Semi Vanilla, Server Information, Spawn

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	53	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Domain Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
World Generation	1.20 (updated to 1.21.4)
Features	– Anti-creeper, enderman, ghast griefing – Armour stands – Mini-blocks, mob heads, and player heads – Dynmap

Join Us On Discord

Server information can be found on our Discord server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is the server type?

Domain Minecraft Server is a semi-vanilla server.

When was the world generated?

The world was originally generated in 1.20 and has been updated to 1.21.4.

Does the server have any special features?

Yes, the server uses plugins and data packs that include anti-griefing measures, armour stands, mini-blocks, mob heads, player heads, and Dynmap.

Where can I find more information about the server?

You can find more information and join the server on our Discord server at: https://discord.gg/cw9gJH498T.

Mystic Crafted Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Alt-Right, antisemitism, conspiracy theories, covid vaccines, crafted, current events, extremism, far right, internet culture, kikeslide, micro chips, Misinformation, mystic, online communities, online forums, online harassment, POL, polandanon, Political discussion, Realms, slide thread, trolling, webm

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

Experience the thrill of dodging slide threads and kikeslide infestations in a virtual world like no other!

Unleash your inner polandanon and uncover the truth behind the micro chips in the covid vaccines in our wacky server events!

Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and embrace the insanity!

Spy x Family Minecraft SMP

Blackbells, christmas dinner, comedic, Competition, Disappointment, Espionage, fake daughter, FAKE WIFE, family, family dynamics, Festive, holiday meal, holiday season, humor, largest turkey, Minecraft, perfect dinner, secret agent, Settling, smp, Spy, spy mission, spy x family, undercover

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Votes:	9512	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	309	Alien Abductions:	1

🎄🍗 Need a break from the drama of your fake family? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only turkey you’ll be fighting over is the one you’re trying to cook for yourself! No more Blackbells stealing your dinner plans, just pure unadulterated fun and chaos. Who needs a fake wife and daughter when you can have a fake diamond sword and pet creeper instead? Join now and leave the holiday stress behind! 🎮💥 #TurkeyWars #MinecraftMadness

CraftyHacksMC

clever strategies, CraftyHacksMC, creative thinking, daily routines, efficiency, habits, innovative ideas, life hacks, organization, personal development, problem solving, productivity, self improvement, shortcuts, smart hacks, success mindset, time-saving, Tips, Tricks, unconventional methods, unique solutions

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Farms Harvested:	676	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine for resources like a peasant? Well, on our server, we have a secret hack where all you have to do is say “abracadabra” and diamonds will rain from the sky! It’s like having your own personal diamond dispenser, but way more magical.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our pigs have wings and our chickens have a taste for brains, so get ready for the most epic showdown of your Minecraft life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a hidden portal that leads straight to a land made entirely of candy. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of gingerbread and lollipops, and never have to worry about running out of sweets again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

BelarusBlock Minecraft Server

Belarus, BelarusBlock, Citizens, Consular Assistance, crisis management., diplomatic relations, emergency alert, evacuation, foreign policy, international relations, Issues, Leave, Minecraft, Political unrest, Rising, safety risks, security concerns, Server, State Department, travel advisory, travel safety, Urgent Warning, US

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Alien Abductions:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8

lol u know what’s safer than belarus? our minecraft server! u won’t have to worry about no urgent warnings here, just build, mine, and have a blast! plus, we got unicorns roaming around that drop diamonds when u pet them. true story, bro. so leave belarus behind and join us for some epic minecraft fun!

AzerCraft: No Hypotheses!

#authorities, accident, air travel, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), Azerbaijan Airlines, AzerCraft, Caution, Condolences, crash, hypotheses, Incident, International, investigation, plane crash, response, russia, Safety, speculation, Tragedy, Warns

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8830	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

u know what u dont need to worry about no airplane crashes on our minecraft server cuz we dont even have airplanes. we got dragons tho. yep, u heard me right. u can ride a freakin dragon on this server. and not just any dragon, a rainbow sparkly dragon that farts glitter.

also, we got a secret underground city filled with talking llamas who will trade u diamonds for cookies. but be careful, they have a llama mafia that will break ur kneecaps if u try to cheat them.

oh, and did i mention we have a haunted forest where u can find a magical unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples? yep, it’s true.

so if u wanna join a server where u can ride dragons, trade with llamas, and find unicorn poop, then come join us. but be warned, once u join, u can never leave. mwahahaha.

Christmas MineColonies

#youtube, BUILD, Chat, christmas, Feedback, GIANT, Join, LIVESTREAMS, mine, Minecolonies, Minecraft, Modded, Positive, Resources, search, Server, Tree, tree building, Viewers

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

MineColonies Christmas Tree Server Overview

Server Name	MineColonies Christmas Tree Server
Server Address	christmas.phg.gg
Theme	Christmas Tree Building with Viewers
Stream Link	View the stream here

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is the purpose of the server?	To build a giant Christmas tree together with viewers.
How can I participate?	Join the server christmas.phg.gg and mine resources by typing !search in the chat of the stream.
Is feedback welcome?	Yes, feedback about the idea or the stream is appreciated. Let the organizers know what you think!

Zenless Zone Zero 1.20.4

1.20.4, A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, evelyn, FREEZZZASSEMBLE, Full 1.4 details, Hoshimi Miyabi, MIYABIRELEASE, newest trailer, OP pastebin, POPULARITY POLL, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFE, special program, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Version 1.4, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFMHARUMASA, ZZZFriends, ZZZGFN24

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	595	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Love Letters Sent:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got a special program called “A Storm of Falling Stars” that will blow your mind! Plus, they got Agent Combat Intel, like Hoshimi Miyabi and Asaba Harumasa, who are total badasses.

And, get this, they have upcoming events like “Bangboo vs Ethereal” and “Windchaser Harumasa” that will have you on the edge of your seat. Oh, and did I mention the redeemable codes you can claim in-game or online? Yeah, you can get some sick rewards with those.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let the craziness begin! Just remember, reality is overrated anyway.

Under His Minecraft SMP Pull

Minecraft, PULL, smp

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never trust a guy named Steve who offers to share his bed with you. Trust us, we learned that lesson the hard way. But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join our server!

Looking for a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? We’ve got you covered. Want to participate in intense PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies? You’ve come to the right place. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that grants you the power to turn all your enemies into chickens.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. And if you ever hear the sound of a creeper hissing behind you, just remember to scream like a banshee and run for your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just make sure to steer clear of any guys named Steve with a suspicious glint in their eye.