Blocky Battles Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pirate’s adventure on the high seas? Look no further than our server, where you can join the ongoing Houshou META Cruise Mission and rock a Suffren party dress skin like a true fashionista.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Nagato META event and relive the Whydah memory like a time-traveling pirate. And don’t miss out on the Aquilifier Ballade rerun, where you can party with the likes of Roma in style.

Upcoming events include the Tempesta event, where you can snag SSR Fancy, SSR Ganj-i-sawai, SSR Amity, SR Dolphin, and SR Portsmouth-Adventure. Plus, get ready for skins for Tempesta, Atago, Owari, and Bristol that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

And if you’re worried about losing your account, just bind it before the game updates or risk walking the plank. Oh, and don’t bother looking for an /alg/ discord, because we’re too cool for that.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a Minecraft journey like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a To Love Ru collab event that will blow your mind. See you in the game, mateys!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a plain potato? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have tooth gems galore! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that dental bling here. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world? Yep, you heard that right. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look cute, but they mean business.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Villages Defended:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Nijisanji on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further than EIEN – or should I say DEADeien edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with mecha fans, unhinged tomboys, energetic girls, ironic weebs, and silly noblewomen. We’ve got action games, horror games, retro games, Nier, speedrunning, League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and so much more!

But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.

So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Approved Larian Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP

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Are you tired of boring games that don’t live up to the hype? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only waifus you’ll find are creepers in disguise!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.

Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mines Excavated:	2172
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer

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Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps, only to be ghosted or unmatched? Are you sick of spending your weekends at noisy bars and clubs, trying to impress people who aren’t worth your time? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, real men don’t need dating apps or bars to find love.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.

Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Star Shards Collected:	244	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	4756
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

/Gig/ – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Xilonen’s beats? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Rainbow Destined to Burn! Join now and forge your name in the fiery pits of adventure!

We’ve got characters like Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori waiting to team up with you on epic quests. And don’t forget about our weapon banners featuring the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – they’ll slice through enemies like butter!

But that’s not all – our daily check-in rewards are so awesome, they’re permanent! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a creeper who drops Primogems instead of gunpowder! It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General

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Are you tired of losing in your regular Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because our server is the place where the losers go to win! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Farms Harvested:	317

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

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Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the ideal place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous sums, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to enhance your gaming experience. Improve your items with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and take part in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of wandering the virtual world of Minecraft alone, desperately searching for your lesbian BFF who will save you by forcing you to talk about your feelings? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with outrageous adventures and unexpected friendships.

Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

“The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	New Chunks Explored:	810226
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	719	Magic Items Found:	7523

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Christpill Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.