Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

battle, blocky, Minecraft, Royale.., Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1462	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Best Girl Edition-dakanne! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First off, our server is filled with the most kawaii and badass girls from the Yu-Gi-Oh! Rush Duel universe. You’ll be dueling alongside the likes of Yuo Goha and Salamandeus of Scorching, all while looking fabulous in your custom decklists.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the Neo Legend Awakening Pack couldn’t handle the heat. Triple Build Pack: Evolution Impact? Pfft, child’s play compared to the chaos you’ll experience on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our probability calculator is so accurate, it predicted the release of Rush Duel before Konami even knew about it. So come join us, where the duels are fierce and the girls are fierce-er!

CastiaMC

Auctions, Black Market, CastiaMC, Community, effects, Enchantments, Enhancements, Events, GEMSTONES, Guidelines, In Game Rankup, Jobs, Kingdom, Monsters, power, Relics, rules, Runestones, Seasonal Events, smp, Towny, Traits

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

CastiaMC

IP	rdt.castiamc.com
Website	https://castiamc.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

CastiaMC is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive. Here’s a sneak peek of what we have to offer:

Towny: Build your own town and protect your creations from griefers. Want more power? Expand and create your very own kingdom!
Jobs / Skills: No admin shops here! Earn money by picking one of our unique skills and completing tasks. From mining to farming, your skills pay the bills!
Relics: Monsters drop randomly generated items called Relics. These special treasures come with custom textures and enchantments stronger than vanilla limits.
Runestones: Power up your gear with Runestones! These magical enhancements boost traits, add special effects, and upgrade enchantments.
Resource Pack: We have added over 500 custom items with custom textures to the server. Custom hats, furniture and tools, we have it all!
Gemstones
Auctions
In-Game /rankup
Black Market
Seasonal Events
And much much more…

Community:

At CastiaMC, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules (check them out on our website). While we love a good laugh, we make sure it’s a safe and positive space for everyone.

With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Our Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://castiamc.com/rules/

What are you waiting for? Join today!

Mystic Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, A Thousand Blazing Suns, character builds, Character Trailer, Citlali, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Gaze of the Stars, genshin impact, Hoyofair Web Event, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, mystic, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, Starcaller’s Watch, Sunset Animated Short, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.3 Trailer, Vow of Blazing Blood

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got characters with names like Mavuika and Citlali, they’re like the superheroes of the blocky world. And get this, there’s a web event called “Stand With Mavuika,” like, why wouldn’t you want to stand with a blocky hero? Plus, we got banners with weapons like A Thousand Blazing Suns and Starcaller’s Watch, I mean, who wouldn’t want to wield those bad boys in battle? And don’t even get me started on the daily check-in rewards, it’s like Christmas every day! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the chaos in this Minecraft server like never before!

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Buildings Constructed:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4157	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	6

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Secret Passages Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Potions Brewed:	158	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1600	Farms Harvested:	342
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Potions Brewed:	35
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ores Mined:	3825
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Farms Harvested:	552	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Towns Built:	1	Magic Items Found:	7240
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ores Mined:	6015
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	89
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Crops Grown:	4691	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Chimeras Created:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Love Letters Sent:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!