Blocky Battle Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Studio

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Endless Night Skies:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	195	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	224931	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Alien Abductions:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Mines Excavated:	3996
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchantments Applied:	241	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Void Armor Forged:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Chimeras Created:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Ores Mined:	2583	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
New Chunks Explored:	125828	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Astral Projections Made:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Farms Harvested:	225	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	7425
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Crops Grown:	5373
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!