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Family Servant Quest 1.21

appreciation, Bond, care, Companionship, compassion, consideration, domestic staff, Empathy, family, Gratitude, Household, Kindness, long-term commitment, loyalty, Quest, relationships, Respect, Servant, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magic Items Found:	5503
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	6534	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya ’bout dis cray cray Minecraft server where you can treat dem servants like fam! I’m talkin’ ’bout buildin’ homes for ’em, feedin’ ’em virtual food, and givin’ ’em all da love and attention dey deserve!

Join dis server if you wanna experience da ultimate virtual family bond wit dem servants! You can be da best virtual parent ever and watch dem grow and thrive in dis pixelated world!

So, if you wanna be da coolest virtual parent on da block, come join dis server and show dem servants some love like they’ve never seen before! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

SisBF-Free Fun Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Boundaries, CHANGE, Cheating, discomfort, emotional cheating, family dynamics, family gatherings, Fun, guest etiquette, Hospitality, Hosting, medication, mental health, Minecraft, moving too fast, new relationships, personal space, relationships, Server, SisBFFree, Therapy, Wedding guest

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Crops Grown:	4757
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love blooms faster than you can say “diamonds!”

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and romance, just like the soap operas your grandma used to watch. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and dive into a world where relationships move at the speed of light.

Witness the tale of a forbidden love between two friends, a cheating scandal, and a whirlwind romance that will leave you questioning your own love life. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

And don’t forget about our upcoming wedding event, where you can bring your new Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend to meet the whole family. Will they approve of your pixelated partner? Only time will tell!

So come on down to our server and experience love, drama, and adventure like never before. Who knows, you might just find your own Minecraft soulmate in the process!

DadCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

Boundaries, child care, Communication, DadCraft, day care, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Frustration, GIT, gtfo, GUD, husband, in-laws, maternity leave, Motherhood, new parents, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Son, staycation, support system, trial run, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of your husband not being able to handle the baby for more than an hour without passing him off to you? Do you want to see if he can survive a full day of baby duty without calling for reinforcements? Join our Minecraft server and take a break from real-life parenting drama!

On our server, you can leave your husband and son behind and focus on building the most epic virtual world. No need to worry about your husband’s inability to calm a crying baby or his reliance on his mom for help. Let him fend for himself while you conquer the virtual realm!

Join now and escape the real-life frustrations of parenting. Who knows, maybe after a day on our server, your husband will finally step up and prove he can handle the baby on his own. Or maybe he’ll just call for his mom in the virtual world too. Either way, it’s bound to be entertaining!

BlockyJobQuitters

BlockyJobQuitters, career, decision, dissatisfaction, employment, first day, Frustration, Job, Quitting, quitting career, quitting employment, quitting for good, quitting for reasons, quitting job, quitting on first day, quitting out of dissatisfaction, quitting out of frustration, quitting work, reasons, work

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Magic Items Found:	8839	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Have you ever quit your job on the first day because you realized you were meant for bigger and better things? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and leave behind the boring world of work for a land of endless possibilities and adventures.

On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate. Who needs a job when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

So if you’re ready to say “I’m done with this” to the real world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, join our server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or the master of a giant floating island. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

Assistance, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Diplomacy, eastern europe, families, Hope, inquiries, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing soldiers, resolution, russia, search, Server, Support, Surge, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, War

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Potions Brewed:	180	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Votes:	2242
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have more inquiries from Russian families than Ukraine has on missing soldiers! 🤣🤣🤣

We got so many crazy stories like Russian families trying to sneak into the server to find their lost soldiers but end up getting lost in our epic pixelated world! 😂😂

Join us for the chaos and the laughs as we navigate through the madness of missing soldiers and Russian families on a quest for their loved ones! 🤪🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join our server and get ready for a wild ride! 🎉🎉🎉

PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, azerbaijan, azerbaijani, Conflict, crash, DECEMBER, defense system, defense technology, government source, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, missile attack, PantsirCraft, plane, plane crash, Russian Pantsir-S missile, SECURITY, Tragedy

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Secret Passages Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

so like, imagine this, right? a plane from Azerbaijan is just minding its own business, flying around, when BAM! out of nowhere, a Russian Pantsir-S missile comes out of the sky and just wrecks it. like, what are the chances, right?

if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	101
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Star Shards Collected:	202	Meteorites Collected:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Ores Mined:	3842	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3050	Living Statues Befriended:	0

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	New Chunks Explored:	934160
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

Players:	102/400	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	137
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4