Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

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Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Barking Dog Minecraft Server

anxiety, attention seeking, Bark, barking, Behavior, Boredom, canine, Communication, discipline, dog, excessive barking, Minecraft, noisy dog, Nuisance, obedience, pet care, pet ownership, problem solving, Server, SOLUTIONS, Territorial, thirdie dog, Training, vocalization

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the thirdie dog barks so much because he’s actually a secret agent in disguise! Join our server to uncover the mystery of the thirdie dog and his top-secret missions. Rumor has it that he’s trying to save the world from an army of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the thirdie dog and help defeat the creepers? Or will you be too busy laughing at his hilarious barking antics to even notice the impending doom? Join now and find out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	4563
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Console’s Minecraft SMP Outreach

Communication, console, console repair, console warranty, consoles, contact information, customer service, device protection, electronics, extended warranty, follow-up, Gaming, Minecraft, Outreach, reach out, repair services, smp, technical support, video games, warranty coverage, warranty expiration, warranty renewal, warranty services

Hey there! Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of hilarious moderators who will entertain you with their wacky antics and outrageous shenanigans. Need a break from building and mining? How about a game of “Horse Jousting” on flying pigs or a race through a maze filled with exploding chickens?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with DJ Villagers spinning the latest tunes. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of “Simon Says.”

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! And remember, we’ve been trying to reach you concerning your console’s extended warranty…because once you join our SMP, there’s no turning back!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SecretSMP: DarkestSecret

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we dig up diamonds and spill the tea on everyone’s darkest secrets! Join us if you’re ready to uncover scandalous stories, build epic bases, and battle it out in epic PvP showdowns. Who knows, you might even discover that the creeper blowing up your house was actually your best friend in disguise! So come on, join us and let’s create chaos together in this wild and unpredictable world. Remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s precious here – your secrets are too!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Towns Built:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KindCraft – Small Acts, Big Impact

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is filled with the most generous players you’ll ever meet. One time, someone left a trail of diamonds leading to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear. It was like a real-life Minecraft fairy tale!

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1702	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MissileMayhemCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, joint interception, kyiv, military cooperation, missile defense, missile threat, MissileMayhemCraft, nato alliance, NATO chief, Peacekeeping, Russian missiles, Rutte, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, Zelensky

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you want to join a server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, let me tell you about this epic server where we intercept Russian missiles like it’s nobody’s business!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear a siren blaring. That’s right, we’re intercepting missiles while building our dream houses! And guess what? Our main man Zelensky is leading the charge, calling for us to join forces and protect our blocky world from those pesky Russians.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet NATO chief Rutte on your journey to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Don’t miss out on the action, join our server now and let’s show those missiles who’s boss!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Welcome to MCVerseCity, where the only thing more impressive than our server title is the size of our player’s egos.

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<a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/shiny-survival/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Join us for a Vanilla+ Survival Focus that is builder friendly

We do our best to ensure EVERY PLAYER gets a fresh vanilla survival experience by having a HUGE world as well as a localized resource world. Our community is growing – we have somewhat of an international community of adults 18-70+. Our current focus is bringing spawn to life and improving the PvP (Clan vs Clan) gameplay.

We are working towards a pure vanilla experience with modifications only to enable more collaboration, protection, and roleplay. You can expect stable 20 TPS gameplay with tons of (ignorable) feature improvements – like fishing contests.

Java IP: mcverse.city

Website: www.mcverse.city

Map: http://mcverse.city:8123/

Discord: https://discord.gg/4z6bf9sy44

Feature List:

72 Hour Dead Chest to get your stuff back!
No tp from nether or the end, just like vanilla! Fight your way out!
Large 256k x 256k permanent world that is only 5% explored.
Permanent Claims, earn over 200k claim blocks over time. (More if you are a builder or clan)
Mini Blocks, Big Doors, Image Import, Armor Stands
Dragon Slayer (Respawning End Cycle)
Full Mob Spawns, and Huge 20 chunk render distance.
Phantom Toggle
Searchable Player Market
Player Warps
Proximity Chat (We’re still getting used to this)
Chill Community
Admin keeps distance from gameplay but is active and responsive.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, we strive to provide a pure vanilla experience with only necessary modifications.
How big is the world?	We have a large 256k x 256k permanent world, with only 5% explored so far.
Are there any in-game events?	Yes, we have fishing contests and other community events for players to participate in.
Can I claim land?	Yes, players can earn over 200k claim blocks over time to claim permanent land.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, we are focusing on improving the PvP gameplay with Clan vs Clan battles.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no pay-to-win elements or loot boxes on our server. It is free for all players to enjoy.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Channel Surfer Minecraft Server

#youtube, Bilingual, channel, Channels.., Communication, culture, EN to JP, English, foreign language, japanese, JP to EN, language enthusiasts, language exchange, language immersion, language learning, language resources, language study, linguistics, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, Subtitles, Surfer, translation

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, look no further! Our server is like a language exchange program on steroids! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where English speakers struggle to communicate with Japanese players, leading to hilarious misunderstandings and epic battles over who gets the last piece of diamond armor. Who needs Google Translate when you have our server? Join now and expand your language skills while having a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PleasureCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while wearing a top hat made of diamonds! Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress-reliever. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. So if you want to witness some epic dance battles between pandas, this is the place to be. And let’s not forget about our annual “Turtle Racing Championship” where players ride turtles through obstacle courses for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion at the same time.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	845
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlockyBattles

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Have you ever tried to survive a zombie apocalypse while building a giant roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again after pulling off a prank that involved turning their explosions into fireworks. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate blocky champion!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Enchantments Applied:	154
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MandarinCraft: Citrus Currency Server

accepting, agricultural products, alternative currency, barter system, Citrus, citrus fruits, cope, Creative Solutions, Currency, diplomatic strategy, economic hardship, Economy, financial crisis, global trade, international relations, MandarinCraft, mandarins, MONEY, political tensions, Resorts, russia, sanctions, Server, Trade

so, like, this server is so epic, even russia is getting in on the action! they’re, like, trading mandarins instead of money because this server is THAT good. like, who needs money when you can have delicious citrus fruits, amirite? join now and be a part of the mandarin revolution! also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s, like, best friends with a creeper. join now or miss out on all the mandarin madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	68	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BloodCraft: MetaboMasters

aging, Biomarkers, blood analysis, blood samples, Bloodcraft, chronological age, data analysis, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, Longevity, Medical, Metabolite profile, MetaboMasters, mortality rate, prediction, predictive modeling, public health, research, scientific study, Short-term mortality risk, study

so like, u know how u always wonder when ur gonna kick the bucket? well, dis server has cracked the code with some crazy blood samples and stuff. like, they found out that u can predict when ur gonna die better than just lookin at ur age. like, u can join dis server and maybe they’ll tell u when ur gonna die! how crazy is dat? join now and find out if u gonna live forever or not! lolz.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Vinland’s Wild Ride: Where we mix mods like a blender! 1.20.1 Forge Fun!

1.20.1, AdAstra, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, blender, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, Exploration, FACTORY, farmers delight, Forge, ftb chunks, Fun, Lootr, Mekanism, Mix, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, Productive Bees, Ride, Simply Swords, Technical, Twilight Forest, Vinlands, Wild

Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Main Mods
Technical	Create, Mekanism, AE2
Exploration	Twilight Forest, Awesome Dungeons, Farther’s Delight
Factory	AdAstra, Productive Bees, CC

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

What mods are included in this server?

Some of the main mods included are Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more!

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, make sure to read the rules and guidelines provided on the Discord server before joining.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SatisfyCraft Minecraft Server

customer feedback, customer satisfaction, Feedback, IMPROVEMENTS, Launch, launch feedback, launch response, launch success, Minecraft, product development, product improvement, product launch, Satisfied, SatisfyCraft, Server, software, software launch, Technology, Updates, user experience, user feedback, user satisfaction, Version 1.0

Oh honey, if you’re still playing on the 1.0 launch, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants in on the action. We have secret dungeons filled with loot, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo where you can ride on the backs of baby zombies, a disco party every Friday night with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes, and a hot tub made entirely of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

So why settle for the boring old 1.0 launch when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

”/lol/ – Llama Outlaws League Minecraft SMP”

Aggie archive, Balance patch, Byte Breakers, Clarion Corp, Core Strike, Cup Tournament, custom games, emotes, Launch Trailer, League, Llama, lol, Match History, Minecraft, models, Ody, Omega Strikers, ost, Outlaws, Previous thread, RANK, smp, Stats, Steam, Updates

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizazz? Well, look no further than Ody’s Mega Gay!!! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Byte Breakers – Ody’s new game prototype playset! It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got official full OSTs that will make you groove while you mine, and regarding Final Omega Strikers Updates, let’s just say things are getting spicy. Check your rank and stats on our website, where you can also see your ranked match history.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a mega dump of emotes, models, and more that will blow your mind. Plus, our latest balance patch will shake up the game like never before.

Join us for the /omg/ Cup tournament archives, custom games, and Aggie archive that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP out there – join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchantments Applied:	256
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.