Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

ZeroByte Minecraft SMP Fun

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so advanced that we have an application with 0 bytes of size installed by default in Android 13. Yes, you heard that right – 0 bytes! It’s called the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 and it’s so mysterious, it’s like invisible code.

Join our server and unravel the secrets of this bizarre application. Maybe it holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures or summoning mythical creatures in the game. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world?

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server that defies all logic and reason like ours does? Plus, rumor has it that the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Farms Harvested:	501
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Work Break Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work and family life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to call your job a “break” like some people do!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world while taking breaks whenever you need them – because we get it, being a parent is tough work!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only appear during your work hours, so you better log on and protect your creations before they get blown up!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fun, and maybe even a little bit of chaos – just like parenting!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Potions Brewed:	44	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Magic Items Found:	8330
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NoWalletNoProblemMC

Accountability, bill splitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dining out, EMBARRASSMENT, financial responsibility, friendship, Generosity, group dynamics, Honesty, Integrity, NoWalletNoProblemMC, peer pressure, peer support, personal finance, social etiquette, social situations, Trust, wallet

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to cover other players’ expenses? Look no further! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine and build without worrying about your friends forgetting their wallets.

Join us and avoid awkward situations like the one Sarah put our player through. We promise not to guilt trip you into covering someone else’s share, no matter how small the amount. Plus, with our crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and leave your wallet at home – we’ve got you covered in the virtual world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	215
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	314545
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

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Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1376
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NavyCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where indian navy ships are training in iranian port but with a twist! instead of training for war, they are training to build the sickest minecraft ships you’ve ever seen! sail the high seas with your crew of navy seals and take on epic battles against sea monsters and rival pirate crews. but watch out for the kraken, he’s a real party pooper. join now for a chance to win a real life navy ship (just kidding, that’s illegal). so come on down and set sail on the most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3470
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

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so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

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Rotten Block SMP

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Content creation, community building
Members	Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
What is the main focus of the server?	We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
Can I watch the members’ content?	Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?

Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NoCollegeNoProblem

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Are you tired of being judged by your family for not having a degree? Join our Minecraft server where your skills and creativity are valued more than any piece of paper!

Just like the OP’s cousin who found her passion in doing hair and is making bank, you can unleash your talents on our server and become a virtual millionaire! Who needs college when you can build your own empire in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Don’t let your family’s expectations hold you back – join our server and show them that success comes in many forms, even if it’s pixelated! Plus, we won’t call you an ahole for following your dreams, unlike some people in the real world. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where being yourself is the only degree you need!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ores Mined:	7219	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HappyLifeMC SMP

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Are you happy in life? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Seriously, it’s like a party in the Nether 24/7! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a stand-up comedian in disguise. So come on, what are you waiting for? Happiness awaits you in our wacky and wild Minecraft world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Towns Built:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4863	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SecretMineCraftFun

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Are you tired of living a boring, secret-free life? Come join our Minecraft server and spill all your deepest, darkest secrets in our virtual confession booth! Our pixelated priests are ready to absolve you of all your sins, no matter how scandalous. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to share their juiciest secret. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the secrets fly!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Void Gems Collected:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyHongKongers

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lol imagine a minecraft server where the only rule is to build the biggest, baddest, most epic tower you can think of. like, seriously, if your tower isn’t touching the clouds, you’re doing it wrong. and get this, the only way to join is if you can recite the entire bee movie script backwards while juggling flaming swords. it’s like, super exclusive and intense, but totally worth it for the bragging rights. plus, rumor has it that if you reach the top of your tower, you’ll find a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. not even kidding. so come join us and let’s see who can reach the cheese first!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CyberCraft SMP: Where creepers are the real griefers and zombies are just misunderstood.

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CyberCraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Style	Hermitcraft style
Plugins	Minimal
Season	4th season

FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of server is CyberCraft?	CyberCraft is a Vanilla SMP server with minimal plugins, similar to the Hermitcraft style.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord linked in the overview and fill out an application in the “applications” tab.
Are streamers welcome on the server?	Yes, streamers, hardcore gamers, and casual gamers are all welcome on CyberCraft.
How often do I need to play on the server?	We are looking for mature applicants who will play at least a couple of times a week.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	1254
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	978
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4